Curbside Confessions

Lacey, US. Just a silly little blog with silly little things. Chat with me.

[raptor-goblin]

Me when I smush my face into the wall

[sixthrock]

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[cuuno-moved]

i think we as a society need to use cell phones/laptops/cars/backpacks to flesh out characters

[cuuno-moved]

like. a character has a cracked phone screen and a dozen stickers and a glittery case and a photo of their dog as a background. that says so much

[cuuno-moved]

or a character has a completely plain phone with no decorations and a default home screen and all the contacts are people's first names with no profile photos. except for one contact which is a stupid nickname and a shot of someone taken at a very unflattering angle. you know?

[cuuno-moved]

or cars!!! someone who has a disgusting car, with trash everywhere and mud caking the seats, but the passenger seat is always clean, because someone else always cleans it for them.

[cuuno-moved]

this has potential to become a blorbo post so now i want everyone to describe what they think their blorbo's phone/laptop/car/backpack looks like in the tags because i like reading these things

[grickle14]

Happy Friday everyone!

[stuft]

[xanfeursel]

just discovered something really good

[evilvarric666-archive]

[bentothuglife]

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

[memetheon]

he fell victim to the fuckor

[swesq21]

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

[nenastrology]

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

[killuaqueen]

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[applejongho]

damn.

[peachkaran]

yunho loves and is loved

[applejongho]

HALA HALA ; 190228 — hongjoong

[snug-gyu]

savage yeosang strikes again

[hwanswerland]

happy one year anniversary to 220803 seonghwa

[yunwooz]

ATEEZ 🌶️ BOUNCY RELAY DANCE

[applejongho]

THANXX ; 200901 — san

[jeongyunho99]

yunho ✧ ending fairy KCON L.A. 2023