hi

very tired adult

[freakoutgirl]

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[boyplushie]

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[esaevian]

going to wake up & by wake up. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[orpheuslament]

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

[orpheuslament]

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[sparecrew]

[keybladesoras]

The river was called…it was called the Kohaku River. Your real name is Kohaku.

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[rambling-rosee]

Buccal fat and round cheeks are the hottest things on men ever and I hope they know that

[doubleca5t]

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

[corvophobia]

humbled