[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[homo-nerd-grizz]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

THIS IS KILLING ME

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is a mess. Lmaoooo.

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[awwww-cute]

My mom’s cats, they’re brothers

[princesstigerbelle]

Synchronized catting

[bettsplendens]

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

[surprisebitch]

Copycats

[crustysvm]

[drunkharry]

[quinnmorgendorffer]

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????

[guzarnewala]

u know what? imma hold my own hand 😤

[lemonwafers]

[zendaya-source]

[jacobdarvin]

[teenytigress]

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Me @ myself: it’s not that serious Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj

[parkinglotboy1]

i am HIGH AF

[parkinglotboy1]

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos

[fatgxddess-not-active-deactivat]

#Repost @wearyourvoice with @instatoolsapp ・・・ CUT OUT TOXIC PEOPLE AND THRIVE 💕✨

[huffylemon]

if 2019 is good to anyone it better be ariana grande

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

[heyguysitseve]

Omg HE’S the snail on the speedway!!! I remember watching that as a kid! Omg!! This post was about him this whole time!

[bgcfan4ever-blog]

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me: