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I had thoughts one night while rewatching the first episode of Supernatural, and I ended up going on a ramble on Twitter. And since I'm too lazy to type it all out again, here are the screenshots:
Going down memory lane and talking about a film from my past. (TW: death and cancer, for those who might need it.)
I love the film Hot Fuzz. Not just because it's an incredible film and a great take on the buddy cop genre, disguised as a slasher that's not quite a full horror film. No, my reason for my love of this film is more personal.
In early September 2007, I was having what was a normal night in. I was eleven years old and watching Stormbreaker with my mum. Everything seemed fine, I was comfy on one sofa, my mum comfy on another, and one of my brothers was on the computer. My dad was at the supermarket and my eldest brother was out with his friends. Everything seemed fine. I took one look at my mum and she was sitting watching the film with me, and I turned back to the TV. But a few seconds later, she was shaking, convulsing… She was having a seizure. My brother called an ambulance and then our dad. The paramedics arrived quickly, assessed the situation and were putting her into the ambulance by the time my dad made it home. She was going to be taken to A&E in Scarborough. My dad asked a family friend who lived a few doors down from us to stay with me and my brother while he followed the ambulance to the hospital. I don't remember what my eldest brother did after this. I know he came back and saw what was going on, but after our dad left, I don't remember.
My brother and I were left being looked after by our neighbour and her daughter. They helped keep us entertained while our parents were gone. But when it got time for me to go to bed, there was no way in hell I was going to be able to sleep. I was scared for my mum. Her being in hospital was not new, just the circumstances. My mum had been diagnosed with breast cancer in late 2006, so trips and stays in hospitals were common by the time this event took place. She had already gone through two rounds of chemotherapy and surgery to remove the cancer, but it kept coming back. By the time this took place, it came back a third time and Doctors were struggling with how best to treat it. Surgery wasn't an option because they had already cut away so much tissue during the first two, and they could keep going with chemo, but it clearly wasn't working. And things were only going to get worse after this night.
When it got to around 11pm, I still couldn't sleep. I came back downstairs and was met with understanding that I was too worried about my mum that sleep just wasn't going to happen. So, it was suggested we watch a film. The film in question, Hot Fuzz.
This film helped take my mind off of one of the scariest nights I have experienced. And I get that there will be people thinking ‘That film is inappropriate for an eleven year old to watch.’ First of all, who really cares? And second… Meh. I needed something to give me an escape, and it worked. For a couple of hours, I was focused on an amazingly funny, well thought-out film. Yes, it is very bloody, but that was part of its charm because when you think of buddy cop comedies, you don't think of over the top violence and blood splatters. Especially when you combine it with some of the best-known actors in the UK: Olivia Colman, Cate Blanchett, Bill Nighy, Paddy Considine. Yes, I could list the entire cast as it is pretty stacked, but in recent times, because of their careers, they are the biggest names. To this day, I still quote this film. Every time I see a swan, I think of this film.
This film holds a special place in my memories. A bright spot in what was an extremely difficult and tragic year. I barely remember what happened during the time when my mum was diagnosed to the day she died over a month after the events of the night in question. But I remember this film and how it helped me through one of the worst nights of my life.
Sleeping Sudeikis- a mini fanfic
I've been getting into writing more fanfiction recently, and I wrote this one last night. Hope you like it. It's also on AO3. Here's the link, if you want: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56765833
It wasn't often that you woke up before him. You were always the one to sleep late, fighting to stay in bed just a little bit longer, while he tried to drag you out of it to get breakfast or go to work. Today was a rare day. Jason was still asleep, practically dead to the world. One of his arms was out stretched under the pillows you both were using, the other lay heavy across your stomach, because even in sleep he has to hold you. You would never complain about that. You liked that he always had you within arm’s reach, to hold your hand, or hug you at a moment's notice, or pull you in for a kiss. You would never dare complain about him giving you affection. You felt loved in those moments. And just for a second the world stopped and you were the only two people existing. It never got old. Right now, you were the only two in the room. The sound of birds chirping and Jason's breathing were all that you could hear. The sun was coming in through the crack in the curtains, but it might as well have still been night because you weren't leaving this bed for a long time. Not while he was still perfectly asleep.
You laid still, just watching him. Taking in every freckle across his nose and cheeks, his long eyelashes, and the few days growth of his beard, because you finally convinced him to stop shaving. It was a waste of time, money and effort. You liked his beard, you missed it. The feel of it against your skin when he tucked his head into the crook of your neck, or the backs of your fingers and the palm of your hand when you caressed his cheek in a moment of reassurance, or when he trailed soft kisses down your body to your thighs when he wanted to make you feel beautiful. Jason made sure that you never doubted his attraction to you. Whatever negative thoughts you might have had about yourself quickly died when he looked at you with his hazel eyes. Those eyes. You would commit crimes for this man if he gave you the right look. That perfect mix of green and brown you had burned into your mind. So expressive, soft and warm, they made you melt into a puddle when he smiled. Even thinking about it makes you smile, makes you want to wake him to see them. But you let him sleep, he'll wake up when he's ready. For now, you just wanted to keep enjoying him.
You lifted your free hand to run it gently through his hair, gorgeous and thick. A mess of dark brown hair greying at the sides. A silver fox in the making. It only served to make him more attractive to you. As much as you wished he wouldn't dye it as much, you understood why he did. But during the times when the greys were showing through, you never stopped telling him how much you loved them. It wasn't a lie, you wouldn't lie about that. But there were some insecurities he was dealing with, tied to his body, that he needed to work through and you were more than happy, ready, and willing to be there to work through it with him. To you, Jason was the most beautiful man on the planet. To you, he was perfect.
Your hand trailed from his hair down the back of his neck, your fingers then ghosting over the curve of his ear and to his jaw, careful not to wake him. Your hand moved back up to the top of his forehead, tracing a path down, following the slope of his nose to ghost over his lips. Many sinful thoughts came to your head about that nose, how it rubbed against you just right whenever he decided he wanted to live between your legs. And those lips, forever soft like they had never had a chapped day in their life. But behind them was his tongue. That man and his tongue are a dangerous combination and he knew it. Jason wielded it like a weapon to tease and taunt you, to make you squirm and delight you. To bring you to the point of ecstasy where you can't remember your name. But you would always remember his. It wouldn't leave your lips.
You kept making lines and patterns over his skin down his arm, trying to touch every freckle and mole you could see, passing the time until he woke up. His eyebrows twitched a little at some of the touches, like he was realising that someone else was with him. His eyes soon started to flutter open. It took him a few seconds to fully wake up, collecting his thoughts as he saw you still snuggled up next to him.
‘Hi.’ Jason's voice was a little rough from not having spoken or had anything to drink since last night. To be honest, when his voice was like this, it was pretty sexy to hear.
‘Morning.’ You replied, still tracing patterns back up his arm. Your voice was the same, in all this time you've been awake you hadn't made a sound until now. There wasn't a reason to, no need to break the peace and quiet with an unneeded sound.
‘Is it still morning?’ He pulls you in a little tighter, closing whatever distance had been made during sleep. You look at your watch, curious to the time as well.
‘Only just.’ Only just being eleven thirty. You both had slept fairly late. Although, there was no reason to get up today. No work to do, no commitments to keep, no kids to wrangle. It was a day just for the two of you to share.
‘How long have you been awake?’ Jason knew it couldn't have been long as you hadn't even wiped the sleep from your eyes yet.
‘Don't know… Don't care.’ It was true, you didn't care. You were happy to just lie there and commit his face to memory like you do every time you wake up first. And he knew that's what you were doing.
‘Like what you see?’ A smirk formed at his lips. He already knew the answer. It was the same answer you gave him every time he caught you staring at him and he asked you that question. He just wanted to hear you say it again.
‘Always.’ His smirk turned into a full blown smile at that word, and his puppy dog eyes came out in full force to make you melt into his arms even more ‘You know what I'm going to ask though?’
‘You want to stay in bed a little bit longer.’ It wasn't a question, and the truth was he didn't want to leave either. Why would he ever want to leave the comfort of a nice warm bed as his girlfriend lay next to him in his arms? Only an idiot would do that on a day like this.
‘I don't want to lose this moment.’ Jason leaned over to kiss you softly at that response. The first of many to come, that was for sure. Starting them off tender and sweet while warming up for more playful and passionate ones later. He was going to take his time with you today, but for now he wanted to let you have this moment of complete blissful peace.
‘We won't lose it.’ He gave you another kiss, his nose rubbing against yours a little when he breaks it and smiles at the feeling it brings him. ‘I love you.’ He brought you to lay your head on his chest, his arms wrapped around you, taking a few deep breaths to take it all in and savour the memory. You left a few kisses on his chest and neck before you said the four words he was waiting to hear back.
‘I love you too.’
I had thoughts I needed to get off my mind. I watched Bridgerton season 3, and my heart broke for Penelope when she asked Colin to kiss her. She had not felt genuine love from anyone in a long time. Her best friend had left her, her family belittled her at every opportunity, her father was dead, the Ton made fun of her and looked down on her, and Colin publicly said he would never court her. No one saw her as she wanted to be seen, a beautiful, intelligent, witty woman.
It feels like romantic love is impossible to have when familial love and platonic love are long gone or never felt. When no one sees you the way you wish, you were seen. Or are you discarded by others for someone better. It slowly breaks you down. It makes you feel unworthy of love and attention. Love feels like a pipe dream as you watch everyone else enjoy time with friends and family and find their loves while you're too scared to even act or look for anyone.
Can you even feel romantic love when all other loves have been denied? What does love even feel like? How can you know it's real? Trying to find love when you only see the worst version of yourself is near impossible. Because when the doubts you have about yourself constantly circle your thoughts, you will only believe them and can not accept that someone might think differently.
Maybe you're terrified of being that vulnerable with someone. Of letting yourself feel anything other than disappointment in yourself for not being more than you are, for not living up to the expectations that the people around you have placed on you. Maybe you've been hurt too much by people you thought you could trust, and they abused that trust and left you more hurt than you were before.
I've been through that. I've been hurt, abandoned, broken, and left lonely and isolated, and now I’m now too scared to open up and let anyone into my life. My family barely loved me, and the one person who did love me died when I was a kid. My friends didn't want me around that much because I was struggling to deal with my grief, my depression, and toxic home life they didn't know about, couldn't know about, didn't care to know about. That was my life for the past 16 and a half years. I don't know if it's possible for me to even feel real love of any kind. I can say the word, but I don't know if the meaning is even there. It just becomes a habit of saying it back when someone says it to me. I've never felt romantic love and doubt that anyone has ever felt it for me. I've dated before, a long time ago, and didn’t love them. I was in love with the idea of being with someone because I was alone. I thought it would make things better, but it didn't. I thought it would make me happier, but it didn't. It only made me more scared because I couldn't let myself be vulnerable with someone.
The thing is, I still hold out hope that one day someone might fall in love with me, and I might fall in love with them. It's a pipe dream, but I still want it. I still want to find love because even if it doesn't last, I'd rather know what it felt like for a time than to never have ever felt it. I'm just a long way off from accepting it right now.
Hey, so what job did Michelle have? Need it for research purposes. Please and thank you.
I am too lazy to write this all out again for tumblr, so here are my screenshots for the latest debate people are having on Twitter regarding the recent speaking event Jason and Brendan did.
Hey, so I have a question for the ether:
how did you know you were in a parasocial relationship (of any kind), what led you to being in one, and how did you get out of it?
I'm genuinely curious and not here to make judgements. I just want to understand it a bit better.
I’m rewatching Ted after literally just finishing it days ago. Ugh. The cute/horny aggression I feel is just too much. Why he gotta be like that?????😩
i’ll be real with you, i’m really sad he lost the weight. don’t get me wrong, man should take care of himself and workout and eat healthy and all that jazz; but he wore that tum so well and he looked like a picture perfect dilf 😩
he seems to be more confident so y now: ones’ body ones’ choice
I get it and trust me, I'm team tummy but I also feel he didn't change that much and the tummy, as small as it might be is still there. If there’s something I REALLY miss is his beard.😪
- Lili
Jason's weight has fluctuated often over the years, but considering he went through:
● the months of his relationship breaking down,
● the huge and very public breakup of said relationship with the mother of his two kids, and all the media attention that came with it,
●going through lockdowns for the pandemic,
● having to navigate working in another country while complying with restrictions for said pandemic while being a lead actor, showrunner, producer, writer for his own TV show,
● adjusting to being a single parent,
●being sued by a former employee,
●and having to deal with custody and child support in court...
Man's been through it. It's very easy to neglect yourself while dealing with some serious blows to your life, when not long ago everything was going fine.
I love Jason's tum too, not going to lie. The man is a certified DILF, but he needs to take care of himself after everything that's happened, and it makes sure that he's in the best mindset and fitness for his kids too.
Just my thoughts, that I know no one asked for.
(Also, bring back the face fuzz, Jason).
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the adorableness of this photo, please?
(Also, I love Jason's long hair).
Because I'm still on a Suds kick, I sat and watched Hit-Monkey, and it's a weird show. Honesty, Jason playing a bisexual assassin who becomes a ghosty, that magically knows how to speak monkey, and basically gives a running commentary for half the show, is wonderful and I fucking love it. Bryce is such a dumbass and funny but somehow pairs well with Monkey (who is the "straight man" to Bryce's funny man) to create a unique buddy comedy style vengeance show with a fair amount of blood and violence.
There is a political and crime thread weaving it all together. Crooked cops and politicians, and a lot of yakuza influence all mixed together in a nice package, that does resolve itself by the end, which also didn't leave me disappointed.
Fortunately, it got a season 2, and it's coming out later this year (yay). Because I want more Bryce and Monkey being a chaotic duo who somehow manage to get stuff done. (But also, I just like listening to Jason talk. He has a nice voice to listen to even when he's saying something stupid). Bryce is essentially the mouthpiece for Monkey because Monkey can't talk except for grunts, and you know, normal monkey noises. But this being Marvel, I was expecting Monkey to start talking like a human because...Well...Marvel. The show has ghosts and a guy who shoots lightning from his feet. They could find a way to make Monkey talk. Oh well, I'm still happy we have Bryce, the weirdo that he is.
Can't wait to see what happens next season.
Go on to Pinterest, and this is the first image that comes up
I have thoughts...
There's something about cute dumbasses with puppy dog brown eyes, nice hands, and dimples... I don't know what it is, but apparently I have a type now
Jason Sudeikis photographed by Pal Hansen in SoHo Hotel, London on January 30, 2024
He looks good in these. But what warms my heart is the fact that he has on the bracelet his daughter made him ❤️
I'm watching The West Wing for the very first time, and I got to season 4, episode 15. Can someone please kindly in simple language explain to me why the fuck it takes until season 7 for Josh and Donna to get together?!
The whole thing with Josh getting Toby, Will Danny and Charlie to go with him to get her and talk to her, and the snowballs, and as soon as he sees her he immediately gives her his coat and he basically turns into the softest puppy in front of her. This man is completely and hopelessly in love with her.
Side note: I already fell for one brown eyed dumbass softie, I did not need to fall for another.
Jason dressed as Ted is my my kink. I said what I said.
Hi there,
So over the past few days I've seen people debate about removing their work off of Archive of Our Own due to a surge of negativity from a certain Ted Lasso confessions account.
Please don't remove your work. Please don't. I know I'm just one person asking you not to, but please don't give those assholes the satisfaction of winning and making you feel insecure about the works you put out there.
Creatives like you are the backbone of all fandoms. You keep them going and existing long after they finish, and the excitement has gone down. It doesn't matter if you are just starting out or if you've been writing for years. You are an important part of the fandom, and you bring so much joy and love to those who read your works and appreciate the time, energy, and imagination you put into it. You are going out of your way, putting your time and energy into it, learning a skill, because learning how to write and do it well is a skill. So, even if it's a hobby or something you want to turn into a career, you keep working on it. Hone your skills and craft and be proud of what you've done.
Don't let anyone shame you for enjoying writing about the things you love. Don't let anyone shame you, full stop. If you love something, then love it and don't be apologetic about it. Your enjoyment of something is more important than jackasses trying to spoil it. Because it's about you being happy, and you should not be stopped for being happy.
Creating something and putting it out there for other people to view is incredibly brave. It's not something that everyone can do, so the fact that you have, you have my respect. So please, don't delete your fanfics from AO3 or Tumblr or anywhere else because of the asshats on some shitty confessions account. You have so much more to offer in the fandom than people who like to spew bullshit like that and hide behind anonymous posts.
Fuck the haters!!