Judge me not

I'm Mads. There are branches in my bones. I am not sorry for whatever I post, get over it. ~a bad girl brought me here~

[feminamorte]

[sunbathe]

[toxillaa]

[wreck]

[fadedriches]

[highmami]

IG - queeneirual

[kmarx]

[grace--upon--grace]

[skrotchevo]

[beyonceisstraight]

[shawnpau]

God I hate the internet so much

[pandcoclothing]

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[cybercrimer]

[hoenymoon-moved-deactivated2020]

idk why i romanticize summer so much….. summer is only nice if u live near a beach or have a lover. otherwise its u just being depressed in ur room soaked with sweat bc the ac is too expensive.

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[sicxboy]

[iwontallowit]

[jayalvarrez]