The world is my Oyster @jwehrlich - Tumblr Blog

illbeyourmursesomeday

NURBLRS, SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

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i see some shit….some crazy shit figuratively and literally

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I squish tubes together

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I care for *these* critters but I kill *those* critters.

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I stare at a foundry

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I make things shiny and hit things with hammers.

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I tell people how I’d rob them

latenightalaska

I push oily goop around until it strangely resembles an image

jwehrlich

i refill holes I make myself after looking through the dirt

helloharumi

55 men signed the United States Constitution. Afterwards, the 55 signors went to the bar and had a party. The bill survives to this day. It reads:

60 bottles of Claret 54 Bottles of Madeira 22 bottles of Porter 12 bottles of beer 8 bottles of whiskey 8 bottles of hard cider 7 bowls of rum punch

there is also a notation for various broken glasses, decanters, and several chairs.

thebaconsandwichofregret

Oh my God I’m totally throwing a 4th of July party this year just to recreate this

anthrovein

Okay this is super rad and stuff…but can I have the source?? where are the sources??

jwehrlich

http://teachingamericanhistory.org/convention/citytavern/ That’s the best I could find

#USA #anthrovein

fox-poster

One trillion Fox Each of them is 5'8 Thats 5,666,666,666,666 feet of fox Sun is 93,000,000 miles away 93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet 5,666,666,666,666 is greater than 491,040,000,000 Foxes stand on each others shoulders and create ladder to sun shine the sun Foxes win

And you didn’t even have to use all the Foxes

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The sun has been (multi)shining for 4.5 billion years. Not even a trillion Foxes could compare to that amount of tech skill

jwehrlich

To make this all a little stranger, Fox weights 70.31 kg and one trillion Fox’s would weigh 7.031 x 10^13 kg and the sun’s weight is 1.989 × 10^30 kg so while Fox could make a ladder to the sun he has a similar though smaller total mass than Dia one of Jupiters smaller moons which has a mass around 9 x 10^13 kg, I think the sun has this one on lock.

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RT ExtraLife Livestream:

Morning: For the Kids! Smooches All Around!

Evening: RIP MICHAEL!

Night: Maniacal laughter at Amiibo Torture.

LATE NIGHT: Everyone Is drunk. Everyone is loopy. I don’t even know what is going on anymore. But I absolutely love it.

jwehrlich

even later (morning maybe): group yoga

vhsvulpes

Jacks beard is officially gone and these are the two culprits who shaved it off. Probably one of my fav moments I managed to screen shot.

caitiward

Love this so hard.

jwehrlich

“hey watch this beard for me” miles luna 2015

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@welcometonightvalebook

welcometonightvalebook

Cool pawn shop. How much is that bell?

jwehrlich

$11, you should know the rules by now.

booksandpublishing

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt (hardback)

mycupofbooks

It’s literally “love is for the weak” 😃

abookblog

“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.” - Clockwork Prince

LIKE LITERALLY ACTUALLY WTF

lizziekeiper

“All righty. I’ll leave you to it, then.” - To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han.

edwardspoonhands

This young man’s credentials were satisfactory, my father and my aunt (who had always looked after the children’s welfare) were satisfied, and I acquiesced. - Crooked House - Agatha Christie

katisserie

“Alas! My own hand feels as light as a feather.” - The Return of the King Oh, God.

jwehrlich

Besides, he’d made some discoveries. - Dust of Dreams- Steven Erikson

#this sounds so dirty #Malazan Book of the Fallen #books #terrible quotes

kasiasauce-blog

going to college like

jwehrlich

So that’s why you could never turn off the heater at school, all the burning money.

#college life #college

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How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

australopithecusrex

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

thepolywitch

hey jwehrlich please answer this

jwehrlich

It’s less how long before dig up a person and more is whether or not you have the permission of the local government and if at all possible that of whatever decedent community exists before excavation begins (some people don’t take kindly to having their ancestors dug up and put into a museum), which is why if someone were to break into say a tomb in Egypt and take a mummy with them on the way out it would still be considered grave robbery even though the person in question has been dead for more than two thousand years. But really people if you have to ask whether what you are doing is grave robbery or not you probably shouldn't have a shovel with you when you do.