Cursed Bastard

Jesterkind was taken :/ Hex | She/They | 20s

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[chaserba2t]

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

[violentoffender]

[cutecipher]

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

[coneg]

hope everyone's excited for yasmine from streets, the season 4 character everyone's talking about!

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[briar-arisen-nightmare]

girls who are in pain all the time deserve $100,000 and the sloppiest head imaginable

[sexhaver]

okay so like. here's the thing.

[rui-cifer]

how rude! the scythe's utility as a weapon is besides the point! it's symbolic of the end of the- what? you come from a coastal mercantile fief and are only vaguely aware of agrarian symbolism? you didn't get to read enough literature to really understand the significance? you know what, this isn't even fun anymore. go bother the demon princess. why can't they send a bard's college dropout for once?

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[jxsterkind]

I'm grumpy today so I'm going to wade into some discourse briefly. I'm seeing people mad about the new season of Street Fighter specifically because they were hoping for Vega, and to those people:

Please observe this visual made to demonstrate where the characters in the game up to this point originated.

Not wanting guests or new characters is a position I don't agree with but won't argue with either. Wanting more SF2 characters at this point is patently insane.

I'm being generous by including DLC waves here btw the state at launch was even more dire

[bigred2099]

Yasmine street fighter 6

[hopebuster]

LETS GO PHILLIPINES!!!!!!

[silvadour]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[kh-heritage-posts]

[kh-heritage-posts]

Happy Pride! Reminder that Xion is a transwoman and we all love her for it