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apolladay

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

mollyjames

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

#an hour #lmao #i did 8 hours in a day once to take my friend to a concert

racc4644-deactivated20250412

Two favorite sweaters

Pencil sketch by me

sacred-portal

oddlyunadventurous

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

texaschainsawmascara

Knife Angel - Alfie Bradley / Matthew Swift / Walter Oltmann / Andrew Groves x / Marliène Oliver / Siberian bear hunting armor 1800s

splatoon universe stan drama would go crazy

#those girls were in a WAR

bedupolker

i learned that my least favorite emotion has a name and felt compelled to draw this

striderisms

HAPPY 9/11 YALL. Something I made to celebrate XD.

chemical-absence

Single shot 🎯

cheddar-baby

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

junglejim4322

Me when im trying to prevent my parents from conceiving another heir

mysticplaces

Bull Sandfort in the Humber Estuary | Yorkshire, England

striderisms

I'd like to introduce you to DRUGZ STRIDER, my beloved Homestuck OC. He's part of a larger narrative roleplay story led by my bestie @thelezzer

He is an alternate universe Strider; a total elusive cool-guy.

His introduction is as follows:

Your name is DRUG STRIDER, but you go by “Drugz,” because Zs make everything better. As your namesake suggests, you have a knack for partaking in ILLICIT SUBSTANCES. Most of your days are spent GREENING OUT off a huge BLINKER or talking to strangers on online forums about your ABSURDLY HIGH TOLERANCE LEVEL. You source your poisons of choice internationally, because that’s where THE BEST SHIT is from of course, and because you can’t exactly shop local when you live in THE MIDDLE OF GODDAMN NOWHERE. Besides being in a state of CONSTANT INTOXICATION, you have a few other hobbies that tend to occupy your time. You’ve accrued exactly 420,000 subscribers for posting several 10 HOURS OF SICK PHONK BEATS FOR STUDYING AND CRASHING YOUR CAR TO themed videos. The success of such compilations have inspired you to try your hand at making your own SICK PHONK BEATS, which you believe is going fairly well. Another thing you’re notorious for is BEING HATED BY WIKIPEDIA MODERATORS. You regularly get away with making subtle alterations to articles about various SCI-FI FRANCHISES by using alternate SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS to avoid suspicion. They despise you for your GENIUS and DEDICATION; They hate all the BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS you pour into your COMMITMENT TO THE BIT. Lastly, you have a BORDERLINE PSYCHEDELIC interest in all things dubious and uncanny. Obscure subcultures, folk stories, cryptids, freaks, clowns, puppets, cults, and kinks REALLY GET YOU GOING. Such fringe interests almost make you want to claim MAGIC IS REAL, but you know better than to entertain such fleets of fancy.

Check out my Artfight if you want to attack me / draw him B)

#this is canon btw