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[nico-n-daya]

Free Therapy for Bad Batch Fans

[jz-chaosden]

I was hoping he'd be Vadered but damm that felt satisfying

[jz-chaosden]

The DC Universe equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes are Batman jokes

[silver-tongues-blog]

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

[xikar]

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

[doublereversequadrupleagent-blo]

What?

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

[blurry-yeensman]

Where, where have you been sending it?!

[infamouslydorky]

[impiusangelus]

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

[silver-tongues-blog]

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

[luna-nova05]

op your kid (post) is in 5th grade now

[souschen]

It’s 1770. Frederick the Great looks into the distance and says “I’m going to invade Russia.” Then he thinks. “No, I’ll just work on industry instead.” At that moment, the clouds part, and Charles XII descends in a ray of sun. He smiles and places a hand on Frederick’s shoulder. “You did it,” he says, “You passed history.” It’s over. Prussia lives to see another day. 

[the-blood-of-history]

Brilliant XD

[captain-david-porter-deactivate]

It’s 1812. Napoleon Bonaparte looks into the distance and says, “I’m going to to invade Russia.” Meanwhile he thinks, “what can go wrong, I’m me after all.” Suddenly the heavens open and Frederick the Great descends from the clouds in a fiery golden chariot of light. He looks sternly at the Emperor before saying, “do it for the vine.” Prussia will have it’s revenge.

[notesoteric]

DO IT FOR THE VINE

[sildesalaten]

oops my hand slipped

[jz-chaosden]

That is so damn funny

[emissia10]

[snakefaerie-deactivated20250821]

yo guys look at this edit i did months ago

[slettlune]

the genuine joy of sitting in the car with my sister and her kids, and my sister’s taste in punk and metal has rubbed off on them bc the six-year-old girl with her pink flower headband is pleading to hear “the song about the baddies’ boat that sank” (sabaton’s ‘bismarck’) and she’s joyfully screaming along with the lyrics like “PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL”

[jz-chaosden]

That is... Beyond adorable

That could've been me 20 years ago... Except 3-year-old me requested 'Orange'

... I meant 'La Grange' by Zz Top. Anyway, that's how I learned headbanging

[sildesalaten]

What if Marshal Michel Ney met King Karl XII?

Another one for the invading Russia train. Maybe if we get enough of those, we might survive the winter.

I’m not really in the Napoleon fandom, so I don’t really know anything about any of the Marshals, but from what i read about him on wikipedia, Ney was known for being brave and good at fighting and generally seems pretty badass. I think Karl XII would like him and probably want him as a commander in his army.

I have no idea what Ney thought of Karl XII, but undoubtedly he would have at least heard of him, and maybe read Voltaire’s biography on him. With both of them being military guys they would at least have had a topic to talk about. 

[jz-chaosden]

Iove how they drive in a Cabrio, you know, the least winterproof car there is

[akingbossss]

If Sabaton Wrote Barbie Girl.

 What can be said it surprising good and fit so ya. Much like alien ant farms cover of smooth criminal if you translate it beat and tonally you can make wired mash up that should not work.

[ninsletamain]

She never lets him forget.

[ninsletamain]

All it took for Jyn to convince Han to help break Cassian out of an Imperial prison was a couple thousand credits… and admitting that she’s in love with the Captain. He gets a pic for good measure.

[jz-chaosden]

I find it absolutely hilarious that half this fandom is denying Tech's death and the other half is preparing to burn down Dave Filoni's house

[andorerso]

incorrect rebelcaptain quotes 16/?

[andorerso]

incorrect rebelcaptain quotes 8/? [x]

bonus:

[honeydwellerbee]

I embraced chaos by drawing this all on one layer. 

the 501st boys getting some rest in the barracks, I’m not sure if ill finish this later but I do like how its turned out so far so ill probably continue working on this tomorrow. 

[jz-chaosden]

You're braver than I'll ever be

[tending-the-hearth]

YES YES YES

best member of domino squad GO

Echo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Fives

Hevy

Droidbait

Cutup

lies they’re all perfect and i can’t pick

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[jz-chaosden]

Well, how true...

(especially if you read Dominoes by @meridiansdominoes on ao3)

[rubyle98]

Brains and Brawn