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talesfromthecrypts

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

biglawbear

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

biglawbear

The Lord sheareth me.

teaboot

“Jesus Shaves”

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

mevil

memecucker

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

memecucker

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

technofinch

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

badlydrawneverything

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

my-random--thoughts-deactivated

evaconly

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

joy-and-whimsy-official

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

sabertoothwalrus

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

edgebug

victusinveritas

dontgetmadgetmaddie

I love Chappell Roan so much. What an icon.

Giving interviews like ‘Y’all are getting too personal and parasocial with this shit, pushing boundaries, touching me, asking for photos, calling me Kayleigh, kissing me without asking—anyway here’s my new hit country single ‘I’m def a top and I’m very committed to making you cum’

This will never not be funny to me

yorgen-sh

jzxr7

Absolutely lost in the sauce.

just-french-me-up

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever