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spiralstaircased

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

zouffle

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

fleurdemeth

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer

heartfeltdelight

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

antimony-ore

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

antimony-ore

Y'all take too long

tyrelll28-deactivated20201029

Same energy

antimony-ore

No worries guys, they’re there too

quemirabobo

kyungsoosus

230714 Cream Soda

#kyungsoo #exo

dailyexo

Chanyeol - 230703 ‘Cream Soda’ teaser image

Credit: Official EXO Twitter.

#chanyeol #🔥

coloredcompulsion

keskaowl

tags from coloredcompulsion:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

#me #cries

wired-infornography

(via Show and Tell - Imgur)

2tonsea

I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

twotibsawhisker

things like this are more important than 90% of tumblr

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

bye im crying

majorasmssk

This comic made me feel things!

lokh1

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

#facts

happybbh

as if we ever stopped (+ the seduction in question)

#baekhyun

chiptunecreature

Starting off my day with an excellent take from Reddit:

#inspirational

dailyexo

Chen - 221222 ‘2022 Winter SMTown : SMCU Palace’ Mystery Spot image

Photo links: 1, 2

Credit: SMTown Global.

#chen #exo #kim jongdae

books-read-in-nooks

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

prismatic-bell

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

piratewithvigor

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

#21%#plus some i've only watched parts of

soggywarmpockets

If/when you have children please let them (as soon as they're able) pick the theme of their birthday parties.

The girl who used to do my hair let her toddler pick the theme of her 3rd birthday and she chose Target. Like, the store. So everything was red and white and covered in bullseyes and I'm just so full of joy looking at the pictures on Facebook right now because it is obvious that this little girl is having the time of her life and that her parents put so much love and creativity into making the decorations and cupcakes.

Children will come up with some of the best and most fascinating ideas if you let them.

asortoflight

A former coworker told me her daughter chose a retirement themed 6th birthday party, so they had a whole bunch of decorations that said "happy retirement" etc. and I was like Jess your daughter is an absolute icon

soggywarmpockets

This child is BRILLIANT. I love this so much.

uncommon-etc

My brother got asked what theme he wanted for his 4th birthday (the same year I had my 9th) he said he wanted an Easter party like mine (mini-eggs, easter-eggs, painted eggs, egg-based crafts all round, with rabbits and chickens everywhere) the only issue? My birthday is in late-March, his is in August, do you know how hard it is to find easter eggs in August???

tramampoline

Don’t forget Him

cock-holliday

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

holdingforexo

holding for baekhyun: day [579/640] ↳ EXO in Dubai | January 2018

#exo

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.