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Rating the Blue Lock boys’ potential as Kpop idols (Idol AU):

part 2!

Loki: 8/10

Mbappe oppa 🥹 (you saw this one coming didn’t you)

He’s the cutest ever I love him so much

Gets asked to do partnerships the most since he’s probably the most brand safe member

Loves airport appearances for the fans but hates them because the whole team wants to act a damn fool. He almost lost Rin because he passed out and Shidou left him where he was

Gets asked to perform aegyo the most on variety shows

Sorry can you tell I like Mbappe 😞

Hugo: 8/10

Absolute beefcake. That’s all I’ll say

Also his name is literally perfect for a Kpop idol like yes Vivian Hugo sunbaenim

I feel like his whole aptitude and destiny philosophy aligns so perfectly with the Kpop training system

Says “beep beep” when he wants to politely tell a staff member to move or alert the members to fix formations

He said “beep beep” at a radio show and it got edited over the “beep beep” in Itzy’s icy 😭

Sendou: 7/10

Gorgeous and talented but can he PLEASE be less thirsty omg

1000% a Music Bank MC and has fallen for all of the girls he’s MC’d with. There are compilations titled “Kpop idols folding under zero pressure” and he’s in every single one of them

Despite this, he’s terrified of Dispatch (Korean news service that exposes idols for dating)

Star quality through the roof

Bachira: 7/10

Main dancer for sure

Has AMAZING star quality, but scared tf outta the other trainees by mentioning his monster

Everyone’s ult bias. Even if they don’t stan the group, they still stan Bachira

Begged the merch department to release plushies of the members in honor of their first comeback

Hugged Isagi one too many times at an awards show cause he missed him

Ness: 6/10

Like Kaiser, good visuals, but would need media training to control his jealousy

Would literally be seething if the stylists decided the match the colors of Kaiser’s outfit to Isagi’s and not his

Violently sobs when he meets fans and they tell him he inspires them

Leaks Isagi’s fugly predebut photos from his parents’ Facebook

Forced to do lives with Kaiser to prevent him from trauma dumping to their fans

Shidou: 5/10

Honestly 50/50 with him because he’s so funny but HE IS NOT BRAND SAFE AT ALL

Actually obsessed with the Riku shake and youngho bounce (management had to tell him to stop)

He would get on Ig live at night and when he starts getting bored he’d say “Guys… isn’t it so romantic that we’re all here at the same time?” and then chat starts clowning him

Got told off by the PR team (Loki) for saying “Oh em gee aren’t we literally Nikocado and Orlin right now” while doing a mukbang livestream with Charles

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Rating the Blue Lock boys’ potential as Kpop idols (Idol AU):

*Assuming that the groups are the NEL teams*

Yukimiya: 10/10

A gentleman and a model?!?!?

As far as I’m concerned he doesn’t rly have enemies and he handled the dorm situation with Rin and Nagi in season 2 really well. The man is media trained to high heaven 🥹

An ambassador for literally every brand

Always reminding the group to stay respectful during interviews and radio shows

Designated translator

Sends flowers to all the staff for their birthdays

Reo: 9.7/10

This one goes without saying he is literally a chaebol lol

Rich, tall, handsome, athletic, and the public would absolutely adore his cute interactions with Nagi

Like Yukimiya, I feel like he would translate for the group too. Can probably speak English, Korean, Japanese, Mandarin, and like a bit of Thai 😭

Initially would get allegations of “paying” his way into the group before the debut but would eventually prove his talent after

Chigiri: 9.5/10

Visual 100%. Bro is literally the Wonyoung of Blue Lock!

Needs media training tho because I know he CANNOT control his face 😭. Yeah minus 0.5 points since his side eye would unfortunately get him canceled 😞

Would also probably stare at Kunigami for too long and get put in those “Chigiri x Kunigami at MMA interactions 😍” videos

Acts like he doesn’t care for fan edits but it’s secretly one of his favorite parts of being an idol. Saw an edit of himself to Vacation Bible School by Ayesha Erotica while scrolling and replayed it for two hours

Barou: 9/10

Okay HEAR ME OUT he would be hilarious on those fuckass Korean variety shows where they have to replay and slow down every mildly funny interaction

Needs media training obvi, but is a blessing to have in the group otherwise. I just know that whenever the group goes out to eat, he always scolds his members (the other players LMAO) to stack their dishes for the wait staff

Also headcanon that his celebrity crush is Sana from Twice

Nagi: 8/10

Definitely main rapper

Actually VERY passionate about performing, he just lacks stage presence a lot of the time and gets very lazy in the dorms

Broke the internet after playing Valorant on Instagram live with Hiori

Fashion brands love him since his height and build display clothes well (he’s 190 fricken cm) but he always gets favoritism allegations as some fans don’t think he deserves getting the best outfits due to his lackluster stage presence

Kunigami (there is no wildcard in ba sing se): 8/10

If a fan asked him to drop his workout routine he’d do it in a heartbeat

Since wildcard doesn’t exist in this verse, I feel like he’d have gone through the toughest training out of all the members instead, but he loves interacting with his fans because they prove to him that he didn’t go through it all for nothing

There would also probably be a predebut video of him helping Chigiri with his hair that gets leaked and their respective fans would eat it up for sure

Karasu: 8/10

Not much to say here: pretty, charming, and good stage presence (based off how he is on the pitch)

LOVES interacting with other groups at music shows and variety shows

Always telling Rin to fix his expressions on stage

Stylists have put his hair through the ringer trying to keep it in that… shape

The media would love his stupid ahh interactions with Otoya and fans would def make YouTube compilations like “Karasu and Otoya sharing a brain cell”

Sae: 7.5/10

He’s definitely media trained to an extent, he just doesn’t know how to control his face

He’d somehow find himself on a fan call from hell where the fan is being overly flirty and he literally can’t control his disgust (like Vernon 😭)

Lowk hates airport culture but would never deny gifts, especially from younger fans since he basically raised Rin and knows how fragile a child’s heart is. Headcanon that there was once a fan trying to give him a gift at the airport while management was rushing him along but he took the gift anyway because the fan reminded him of baby Rin

Isagi: 7/10

He has the drive and, from what we can see, handles interviews well

Probably face of the group and gets favoritism allegations

OBVIOUSLY NEEDS MEDIA TRAINING because I can see him going viral for fighting with Kaiser over center at the airport or something. Like full on yelling at each other and getting into a slapping battle 😭

Predebut photos from elementary school resurface all the time and he doesn’t know who’s leaking them (it’s Ness)

Rin: 6/10

Athletic, tall, insane visuals, but needs years worth of media training lmao. Would NOT know what to do on Instagram live

Like Sae, he wouldn’t know how to control his expressions, but in the sense that he always looks dead in the face on stage

Hates airport culture and sees it as a disruption to his schedule when he’s just trying to catch his flight

Nearly got canceled because he “ignored” a young fan at the airport but really he just didn’t see them

Kaiser: 0/10

I get that his visuals would probably get him far in the industry, but bro would HATE his fans and the Korean public would not have any of it

Basically the Regina George of the group but instead of fabulous and fetch, he’s just kind of… entitled

Sees airport appearances a waste of time but loves the attention (still hates fan interactions tho)

A messy staff member would probably leak a video of him being rude to a backup dancer during rehearsals and end his career. But he would also probably pull a Beomhan and end his career himself by crashing out on live

Lmk who to include in part dos!