ALCHEMAX BITES BIG TIME!!!

Mila/Milovan - he/they - 21+ - educator by day, dungeon master by night - I run on a queue for anything that is not time-sensitive or personal blogging. The mobile banner is an edit of Hawkeye and BJ Hunnicutt laughing hard and smoking a joint in the Swamp with a cannabis plant in the background. My avatar is a color-distorted screencap of comics!Spider-Man 2099 (Miguel O'Hara) snarling, showing off his fangs and claws.

[waxinggibbousmoons]

What's this?

Keif on his jacketses! HE smoked it!

[doomednarrative]

Tron Out of Touch Thursday

[firstfullmoon]

If you persevere, in time you will have an entirely different problem – not that life is meaningless, but rather that life has almost too much meaning. As the scales fall from your eyes the world rushes into focus, presenting itself with a kind of vibrational eloquence that can, at first, be almost overwhelming. Everything shimmers, everything clarifies, everything wrestles for your attention. Trees feel super-real, their roots plunged into the earth, their branches stretching to the sky, birds are flesh and blood souls, fragile with life, the sky unfolds and rolls, the ocean crashes, people fascinate, books are beautiful, children are whirling dynamos of chaos, dogs bark and cats meow, flowers shout, your neighbour glows, and God runs like a helix through all things. The world awaits you, humming with meaning. You are alive with potential. You are not dead.

— Nick Cave on getting clean, Red Hand Files #258

[pocketseizure]

[anistarrose]

"the concept of queerplatonic relationships originated from the asexual community" and "anyone of any orientation can be in a QPR" and "it's weird to give an overview of QPRs that mentions asexuality without mentioning their significance to so many aromantic people" and "QPRs don't need to be non-sexual" are all true statements that can easily coexist

[anistarrose]

moreover:

it's certainly not "repackaging amatonormativity" for individual aro and/or and ace people to want QPRs, or want to talk about their QPRs in a-spec spaces

it is, however, repackaging social norms when all aros and aces are expected to have or want QPRs, and when their acceptance as aro and/or ace is made contingent on the notion of "well they can still partner platonically 🙂❤️"

[beemovieerotica]

wait. the beach that makes you old is an actual movie? 😭 i thought it was just a ben shapiro meme

[beemovieerotica]

DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS???

[beemovieerotica]

APPARENTLY EVERYONE (INCLUDING ME) KNEW THIS 😫😫😫

[surkeart]

be free!!

[anarqueeen]

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i spend your granddad's cash

i'm buying drop ship trash

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[hagiomoto]

Climate change, exacerbated by capitalist exploitation, is going to force more people to leave their homelands. Get more pro-immigrant and reject nationalism now!! We only have each other.

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[pmamtraveller]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

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I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[alexthebee]

just finished tron and honestly these three would make a lethal polycule

[dungeon-bitch]

[trangoldin]

[mypoorcanary]