Kayne

It’s pronounced “cane” thank you I go by whatever pronoun is funniest. The proud father of many teeth! One of which is a sentient woman*

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[DM]

@k4yne

We r drinking swamp sauce expect sherks

[k4yne]

Ohhhhh absoLUTELY

[k4yne]

The Fresno night crawlers are also my teeth. They just never got carved into anything and got set loose in California. Fucking hipsters.

[detectivenoel]

You

WHAT

[k4yne]

DONT YELL AT ME.

[detectivenoel]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE YOUR FUCKIN TEETH

[shshshshshowrunner]

Don't swear at the concept of kaynes teeth :(

[detectivenoel]

I LITERALLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THESE THINGS YESTERDAY AND NOW THEY'RE HIS TEETH??? I AM BEING ASSAULTED WITH INFORMATION

[k4yne]

NOT MY PROBLEM, MR GUMSHOE

[k4yne]

The Fresno night crawlers are also my teeth. They just never got carved into anything and got set loose in California. Fucking hipsters.

[detectivenoel]

You

WHAT

[k4yne]

DONT YELL AT ME.

[k4yne]

The Fresno night crawlers are also my teeth. They just never got carved into anything and got set loose in California. Fucking hipsters.

[oneheadtoanother]

[silphiumandrue]

@k4yne

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[silphiumandrue]

It's okay tiny sister, he will come around. I think he might have a fear of daughters, but he will love you

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😭🫂🫂🫂

Labuubulabu!!!!

[k4yne]

Has Johnny boy not been a good stepdad? What a shame👎

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What did you do.

[k4yne]

JEEZ ARTHUR FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Kids these days. OBSESSED with instant gratification. 🙄

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Fine. I’m too tired for arguing anyway. I’ll get this over with.

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[art]

Kayne.

[k4yne]

ARTHUR.

Yes?

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[art]

What is this?

Why is this?

[k4yne]

OUR LABUBU DAUGHTER. OF COURSE.

You have custody on week days.

[diverged-in-yellow]

[Art]

THATS NOT WHATS GOING ON

[k4yne]

YOU SHUN HER? YOU SHUN OUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTER KEIRA KNIGHTLY? OUR PRECIOUS BABY GIRL? OUR BEAMING BUNDLE OF JOY? KIRA KNIGHTLY?

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NO-

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[John]

YOU ARE NOT BABY TRAPPING MY HUSBAND WITH A LABUBU.

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[Art]

I mean he has a point, John….

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[John]

WHY ARE YOU LETTING YOURSELF GET BABY TRAPPED BY KAYNE. WITH A FUCKING LABUBU.

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[Art]

And you just want us to let her fucking be abandoned???

[k4yne]

YEAH DAFFODIL. HAVE A HEART.

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What did you do.

[k4yne]

JEEZ ARTHUR FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Kids these days. OBSESSED with instant gratification. 🙄

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Fine. I’m too tired for arguing anyway. I’ll get this over with.

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Kayne.

[k4yne]

ARTHUR.

Yes?

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What is this?

Why is this?

[k4yne]

OUR LABUBU DAUGHTER. OF COURSE.

You have custody on week days.

[diverged-in-yellow]

[Art]

THATS NOT WHATS GOING ON

[k4yne]

YOU SHUN HER? YOU SHUN OUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTER KEIRA KNIGHTLY? OUR PRECIOUS BABY GIRL? OUR BEAMING BUNDLE OF JOY? KIRA KNIGHTLY?

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What did you do.

[k4yne]

JEEZ ARTHUR FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Kids these days. OBSESSED with instant gratification. 🙄

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Fine. I’m too tired for arguing anyway. I’ll get this over with.

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Kayne.

[k4yne]

ARTHUR.

Yes?

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What is this?

Why is this?

[k4yne]

OUR LABUBU DAUGHTER. OF COURSE.

You have custody on week days.

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What did you do.

[k4yne]

JEEZ ARTHUR FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Kids these days. OBSESSED with instant gratification. 🙄

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Fine. I’m too tired for arguing anyway. I’ll get this over with.

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Kayne.

[k4yne]

ARTHUR.

Yes?

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

What did you do.

[k4yne]

JEEZ ARTHUR FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Kids these days. OBSESSED with instant gratification. 🙄

[k4yne]

@diverged-in-yellow if you value what’s important, I would check your front door if I were you, Artieboy~

[silphiumandrue]

I got the rarest labubu from Kayne's secret store 🏨it is ugly, and scary, but I have it on my bag and you don't

[k4yne]

The scary bubu

[silphiumandrue]

I am grateful, and you are jealous

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[art]

Kevin… what is that…

[silphiumandrue]

Its called the rarest labubu ever.

[k4yne]

His name is normal boy. OBVIOUSLY.

[princessnotdamsel]

[Post invisible to kevin and mabel]

Does anyone know what the deal is with Kevin's weird dad??? Why's he all bloody all the time??? It's kinda gross (￢_￢;)(￢_￢;)(￢_￢;)

[k4yne]

Damn just say it to my face, princess.

[silphiumandrue]

I got the rarest labubu from Kayne's secret store 🏨it is ugly, and scary, but I have it on my bag and you don't

[k4yne]

The scary bubu

[k4yne]

WHITE

[k4yne]

Picket fences

[k4yne]

WHITE