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@kaboodlc
⚙️ engineering genius. but also a dickhead. you take your battles where you can
⚙️ kind offfff accidentally aided in destroying his homeworld. Oops.
⚙️ backpack backpacckkkkk
⚙️ great...they're gonna think I didn't fix the shields!!!
⚙️ THIS SHITHOLE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO GIVE ME METAL TOOLS, WHAT IS THIS!!!!!
While Kit was assisting Foxy, several monsters made of darkness suddenly appeared, and their bodies had a vaguely humanoid structure. It has a round, spherical head with circular, glowing yellow eyes. It also has two long, twisted antennae sprouting out of the top of its head. Each of its hands has three clawed fingers, and its feet are large and lack any discernible digits. Before anyone could fully react, one of them lunged forward with sudden speed. It struck Kaboodle with brutal force, sending them crashing straight through the pizzeria’s window. Glass exploded outward in a sharp burst as Kaboodle disappeared outside, the impact echoing through the room like a thunderclap.
i dodge and go home.
⚙️"Let me get this straight. You want us to disarm their defenses by...Hold on, hold on." Checking his "notes". It's just a notepad with the words 'FAT CHANCE' written from a chisel tip marker. "By some sort of musical performance."
"You've got to be kidding me."
"Oh, this rules. They made this little guy bite-sized for when I need a snack on the go. Guess you're some mats in a survival game, dude."
⚙️ "Haha! Right! Snack on me and I'll rewire you from the inside out, sister."
"And if you're in the slop, doesn't that make you slop too?"
That would mean Jax is. Also slop, but whatever.
⚙️ "Hey, you're pretty good at addition. What are you from? Math blasters grade k-5?" He can't handle another edutainment guy, if so.
🎮👾 Well, it had been worth a shot. Kaboodle had jumped on her pack so many times in the past that she didn't react much when he did it, but her frown did turn into a small smirk instead. In a place where everything was unfamiliar it was nice to have some familiar comfort.
"Hey now! I wouldn't call them freaks. A lot of them are pretty normal compared to... some of the people we've met with Farcade!" Flappers being her new gold standard for quirky little guys. "A lot of them are really nice! ...Some of them aren't so nice though. Which reminds me... I'm guessing you can't activate the Kibble Star Armor?"
⚙️ "Normal, that's what they want you to think." He's a skeptic, through and through! The moment he finds out he can commit a violence on the other 'characters' will be a day for terrible revelations.
Though, at the mention of the Star Armor, his own expression dropped, as he extended one of his arms out to her, so she could see him swap to plastic tools for hands, as opposed to sturdy utilitarian metals.
"Nope, sure don't!!! But look at this shit! What!! Is this shithole on such a budget they couldn't afford me metal tools? What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Play pretendosaurus with Gobbles the Learnosaurus?!"
🎮👾 "Huh? Wha? Nnnno, of course not! My head was elsewhere! I was just..."
"Thinking about someone else that's ball shaped with one eyeball and can kind of be a pain in the ass sometimes."
⚙️ "Oop! Not falling for that one, Kit. But, you're lucky I like you!"
With a swift hop, Kaboodle effortlessly went backpack mode. a mobile compact little jerk he could be, huh!
"I'm just keeping it real. Have you seen all the freaks skulking around this place? I'd say we're the most normal ones here." It was hard to tell if he was being sarcastic...
🎮👾 "Guess I should start practicing my technique when it comes to pretending I don't know him..."
⚙️ "Hey, Kit! I'm down here! Kit! Hey, Kit!"
...
"ARE YOU IGNORING ME?"
@dazzlxd
⚙️ "CALL OFF YOUR RAT!!!"
It wasn't a rat!! But he didn't know that!!
"I'm not some toy for your pet chihuahua...Or whatever that is!!!"
"remind me not ta go skippin' you across the lake."
"least the rocks i know of don't go bitin' at my ankles the second i walk by! pretty unwelcomin' if ya ask me. ya ever heard of a simple 'hello'? maybe a 'how are ya'!"
⚙️ "Pardon meeeee, where are my manners." If the roll of his eye wasn't obvious: he was being sarcastic.
"What is this? A dating sim? I'm failing to see a connecting theme." Wasn't there a video game about dating everything? "If I'm lucky you're from a crash test dummy sim, maybe..." Not that he needed an excuse for violence.
"huh? aw. c'mon, can't a guy lighten his own--"
...
wait. who even said that?
"wouldja look at that. they upped their budget since last time, they've got talkin' pebbles now."
⚙️ "Who are you even calling pebble?!"
"Like you've got room to talk, pal? Looks like you were just found on the side of the road!"
hi hi hi here's a starter call im capping at like 2 or 3 idk depends on what im feeling
cannot guarantee he wont be rude as hell but we stay silly
"third time's the charm, right? sheesh, these guys can't get enough of lil' old me. almost enough ta flatter a guy!" almost.
⚙️ "..."
"Can you shut the hell up?"
⚙️ "Yeah, no, this is great. What kind of crap ass game is this? Slop, that's what it is!"
