[kaondecay]

(formerly fait-hunter)

🦋 bluesky: kaondecay.bsky.social

🖋 AO3: kae_hunter

📷 insta: kaehunter (i barely post there though)

🛏️ pillowfort: kaehunter (haven't been there in years but might be time to dust it off)

LJ : the-tortis (good grief i have literally only posted once in the past 15 years, i should really go back & weed my old college posts 😰)

Mutuals can DM for discord & signal 🫶

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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[lesbiansavingthrow]

I bought a book because I saw right wingers freaking out about it and saying it has an "abortion based magic system" and I thought that sounded sick as hell but probably an exaggeration

color me surprised when in the first chapter a fetus gets crushed in the womb and the flesh eaten out of the pussy in exchange for a wish and the skeleton becomes of a sentient blade

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ayalaatreides]

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[ease-out-the-clutch]

[were--ralph]

[fwizard]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[chekhovs-raygun]

also those things are roles related to sexual preference, not facets of your gender. look at me. write this down. bottoming or topping is *something you like to do.* it's not a diagnostic of your gender. being a dom or a sub is a position you take in a sexual roleplay. these are preferences you might have and it's normal to like many different things. stop treating it like a cosmo personality quiz.

[lizardlicks]

They're also not mutually exclusive. You can be a submissive top or a dominant bottom or switch it around depending on partner, mood, etc. You can have no preference at all, or prefer a more balance and equitable exchange during intimacy, and none of this is set in stone.

just have fun and be yourself

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[birdsareblooming]

love when cultures have big ass hats that's their culture's big ass hat. favorite thing honestly

[birdsareblooming]

humans will literally wear big hats

[porcupine-girl]

The universal human desire to stay out of the fucking sun

and look fly while doing it

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[pussyhoundspock]

I really and genuinely hate how much the narrative of "men are naturally stronger than women so we need different categories" is so dominant as to be baseline accepted by everyone instead of "men are socialized into valuing and developing strength and continually given opportunities to engage in high level athletic activity against quality opponents at young ages" and "the sports we value the highest as physical feats and dominance are ones men possess slight natural edges in biologically while sports that would favor women slightly are devalued"