Modern Starks yearly vacation but it's just the camping trip from hell
Ned, Cat, Robb, Theon, Sansa, Arya, Bran, and Rickon are crammed piled in the luxury suv
Jon, Benjen, and the giant wolfdogs are all piled into Benjen's truck with the camping supplies
Arya wants to ride with Jon, but Jon and Theon aren't allowed to ride in the same vehicle for more than a half hour after an incident that involved a cracked windshield, a black eye, a bruised rib and a trip to urgent care, and there's no room left in the truck
Sansa is texting her friends about how awful this trip is. Rickon is loudly playing on his iPad because he doesn't like headphones. Bran and Arya are playing the license plate game and arguing over the other cheating. Robb and Theon are talking about things that are very inappropriate for a family care ride and getting scolded by Catelyn every so often. Ned is stressing out because the GPS is telling him one thing and Cat is telling him another
Benjen is listening to Jon complain about how it's unfair that he got suspended for throwing a basketball at his gym teacher coach Alliser hard enough to break his nose when he was picking on Jon's friends. Benjen silently agrees but he can't say that out loud to his 15 year old nephew. They're both downing Monster energy drinks like it's beer
Group bathroom breaks that include trying to keep 7 kids and 6 giant dogs from wandering off. They always wander off
Bran and Arya are racing down the sidewalks on Bran's wheelchair while Summer and Nymeria chase them. Robb is fishing Grey Wind out of a puddle that he rolled in and is desperately trying to dry him off with bathroom paper towels before Benjen sees. Sansa is browsing the gift shop for something that she and Lady can wear to match. Jon and Theon are kicking the vending machine while fighting over who broke it when it ate their money. Ghost is babysitting Rickon and Shaggydog while they roll around in the grass
Ned and Benjen are trying to wrangle them all before Catelyn gets back from the bathroom and everyone gets in trouble
The kids somehow turn unloading the vehicles into a highly competitive competition
Catelyn sets everyone to task with sitting up the campsite which she runs like the Navy. Efficiently, but with no mercy
Sansa, Arya and Bran technically all share a tent, but Arya almost always ends up in Jon and Benjen's tent once she and Sansa start fighting. Sometimes Sansa leaves to go to Ned and Cat's tent when Bran and Arya start scaring her with ghost stories
Robb and Theon stay up most of the night in their tent gossiping and telling bad jokes like middle schoolers until someone comes to tell them to go to bed
Rickon shares Ned and Cat's tent, and Shaggy keeps nearly smothering Ned to death in his sleep even though shaggy is supposed to sleep outside
The hike is a nightmare. And Cat and Bran are the only ones taking it seriously. Ned and Benjen keep bickering over directions. Sansa keeps stopping to take selfies and pictures of Lady for her Instagram. Rickon has to have the baby leash after trying to run after a squirrel with the dogs
Arya is running off to pick flowers for Ned and ends up giving him poison oak, but it's okay because they packed medicine because this has happened before. Robb, Theon, and Jon are daring each other to do increasingly more dangerous stunts, I.e do a handstand on that boulder, climb that big tree, do a backflip off this giant ledge into the lake below
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