Entertain My Faith.

kaely brianne. small, latina, and angry. i post a lot of selfies. 23. taken and in love.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[glumshoe]

The Disney movie really makes him out as a sweet, innocent boy simply led astray, but the original Pinocchio is an obnoxious little shit. He’s horrible. Also, the book makes less sense than my dreams.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Didn’t he join a gang or something

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

As I remember he alternates being the worst little shit and being painfully painfully naive

[glumshoe]

Yeah, a lot happens to him that isn’t his fault and people take advantage of his naivity to make him do horrible things, so you do feel sorry for him… but then he turns around and is a jerk for no reason and goes around kicking his dad, murdering talking crickets, stealing, and being willfully awful to people. The Blue Fairy is constantly giving him chances like “You can be a flesh boy if can calm your tits and not betray everyone for five minutes!” and he’s like “That sound great! I’d love to be a flesh boy! But first I want to do crimes.”

[scumbagsblog]

Can you please give us a synopsis of the book cuz it sounds hilarious but I can’t be bothered to read it rn

[glumshoe]

A guy finds a piece of pine wood that yells at him so he’s like “huh this wood is real scary, I bet the town puppeteer would love it” and as soon as Geppetto carves it, it kicks him and runs away to go do crimes or something. Geppetto is falsely arrested for puppet abuse, Pinocchio comes home to eat his food, murders the talking cricket after it tells him he shouldn’t be wicked, and then burns his own damn feet off through sheer incompetence. Geppetto makes him new ones and then he fucks off to go to a puppet show, gets robbed, and then is hanged until dead. The Blue Fairy rescues him and the talking cricket comes back as a ghost to call him an asshole until he wakes up. Then he fucks off again, gets conned by the same people in the same way again, gets sentenced to jail for being an idiot, steals food again, and then The Blue Fairy fakes her death out of frustration with him. His dad gets vored by a fish, and then Pinocchio a good boy for a while, only to fuck off again to a pleasure island right before he’s allowed to become a fleshboy. He transformes into a donkey until fish eat his skin off, he’s vored by the fish that ate his dad, they escape, and then they both move in with the talking cricket who may or may not still be a ghost. Pinocchio is consistently good for a while and so becomes a flesh boy and looks at his own puppet corpse while contemplating morality. At one point, there a snake/train hybrid creature that blocks a road.

[dykeomancy]

Ship there are time you write with the narrative complexity of translations of the Odyssey, and other times you write this

[glumshoe]

we can’t all be good flesh boys, Helen

[spacehunter-m]

@cubern

[creepsandcrawlers]

[foxfairygender]

oppression isn’t generational and trying to frame politics as “the old people are wrong and the young people are right” erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Plus while there might be less old people fighting the good fight it’s usually because they were killed or were part of the minorities that have poor living conditions that kill you early

[clatterbane]

As came up recently, in fact: Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Don’t Survive to Become Seniors

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homolesbians]

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

[encoffin]

[amazingamyadams]

Amy Adams for So It Goes Magazine, 2018.

[make--it--gayer]

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[berniesrevolution]

This is the inauguration we should all be celebrating.

[likeitaughtyou]

[its-kyleen-bitchh]

imagine slow dancing to this w the girl you love in your kitchen.. pure heaven

[ailurophile-xx]

Sex

[000yellow000]

this mix will never get old ever ever

[smashface96]

@smokingsunflower

[eli-vit]

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

Oh this is making the rounds again

[bookofa]

C/s Sex

[sashaahoneycarter-deactivated20]

i love this 

[bitchfwahkwitmeee-deactivated20]

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasick

[everythingstarstuff]

[morbidmanatee]

My favorite part is the blanket wrapped around the guy in the back because it implies that this wasn’t spur of the moment when they saw the statue, they planned this out and brought a blanket with them to the museum specifically for this photo

[hateorloveus]

[johnemulaney]

[multifandomhoodies]

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else