femme shit

lauren's the name | she / her | bi pride | 24 ⭐️ instagram @ haug.jpeg

[flowerbleedme]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[animentality]

[nepofledgling]

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

[ooc-tiktok-comments]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[guerrillatech]

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[apocalypse-arising]

[skygenders]

They are going to shut down this app

[imwiremother]

me every day

[pencilcat]

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[foulserpent]

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

[sharkpunks]

[memewhore]

[lacefuneral]

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[404computerhamstersnotfound]

Don't worry

[moveslikekeithrichards]

old people are right. about werthers originals