Guess Who's Back, Back Again

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[socialistexan]

[skygenders]

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[wannajoke]

[just-shower-thoughts]

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

[brontesommerfeld]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hearing one of your favorite songs on the radio sounds immensely more satisfying than choosing to listen to it on your own.

[brucebocchi]

[swiftiestrong]

@taylorswift 💫

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[tamwah]

[tainbocuailnge]

[meanplastic]

[cameronsmonaghan]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your bed is almost always more comfortable to lay in when you don’t have time to lay in it.

[lecterings]

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

[postllimit]

my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy

[slavery]

Why did you make me read this?

[wrotten]