My Heart Is Tired But Its Not Breaking

20s- she/her Just a weird-ass creature who loves Dragons, Star Wars, Danny Phantom and Godzilla. Resident monster fucker and DILF connoisseur Art blog @kaezerdoodles

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[insinirate]

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[crabussy]

thinking about diatoms again

[crabussy]

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

[crabussy]

I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.

[crabussy]

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[defilerwyrm]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[no-one-offical]

‎

[squirrel--boy]

Maybe I'm too young to understand, the hell is up with this post?

[teaboot]

[botanyshitposts]

upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home

[botanyshitposts]

creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[vladdyissues]

Main fandom tags are for everyone

If you don't care for another user's vibe or you really dislike a certain #shiptag, it is your responsibility to block the user and the tag.

You do not go into strangers' inboxes and bully, harass, or intimidate them about how they shouldn't be using the main fandom tag. That's toddler behavior. All of us, no matter what we ship, have a right to tag our posts and organize our blogs.

You are responsible for everything you see on Tumblr.

"Butbutbutbut this user doesn't tag their po—"

Block the user.

"This user ships something disgus—"

Block the user. And block the ship tag to remove the temptation to interact with it. Still interacting with things that upset you? Maybe it's time to talk to a parent or guardian about limiting your Internet access until you're mature enough to participate in online communities.

"Butbutbut I have to look at—"

No you don't. You literally don't. You are not a captive. Your eyelids are not held open. Tumblr gives you all the tools you need to prevent this. Use them.

"But I'm tired of crossovers showing up in my—"

Bock the crossover tags and filter for the offending fandom.

"But this person NEEDS to be run out of my fandom!"

Go wrap your anus around a saguaro cactus and sit there until you reach enlightenment.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[littlesovietchan]

Short hair)

[rozarria]

it is lowkey v funny that we started saying “we have got to get regular porn back on this website” bc it’s not wrong but also when we had “regular” porn on this website in 2014 people were still hornyposting box.gif and the weirdfruit.gif

tumblr users simply have the magic ability to find porn in the most mundane of places

[rozarria]

real tumblr veterans remember horny blorbo posting with these gifs

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

grace and rocky make the perfect set of friends because they both struggle with thinking "I am not worth all that you've done for me" while simultaneously hitting each over over the head with "you are more than enough, you are so important, you are loved"

[ecto-stone]

I'm madly in love with them

[ecto-stone]

Danny: Vlad, I need your help. Vlad: i can’t, i’m grilling Steak. Danny: Then grill it Faster !!!

Vlad: