The Mimic

20s / unhinged and insane about those sad fictional men

[edenisquiet]

is this anything

[azuralt-deactivated20240129]

[r-dtoblack]

oh big speckled paws we're really in it now

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[destielette]

[redstonedust]

cutting your own hair is fun because a) if you mess it up you can tell people "well, i did it myself" and they will instantly understand that they should not be holding your haircut to hairdresser standards b) if you DONT mess it up then whenever you get a compliment on your hair you can say 'thanks, i did it myself!' and they will think you are even cooler than you already are. trust me works every time.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[walerihq]

[crazy-pages]

As a research scientist who studies making very precise modifications/damage to glass with lasers, I cannot describe the level of sheer fucking skill and practice which must go into this.

[long-delirious-burning-blue]

The artist is Simon Berger, and he’s still doing cool shit!

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[livedinthecastle]

law student sam making crossroads demons sign thoroughly written contracts in order to seal a deal

[livedinthecastle]

alternate version of 4x18 where lilith offers sam the deal but instead of following her to bed and trying to stab her he traps her in an excruciating bureaucratic debate over the deal’s hundreds of contract clauses

[livedinthecastle]

sorry i’m reblogging myself again but i can’t get over sam completely KILLING the sexual undertones of demon deals, lilith is sitting on the motel bed like it takes more than a kiss to seal a deal with me and sam is like yeah, me too…so if we can go over page 21 paragraph C i would just like to confirm a couple of terms she’s like don’t worry the woman i’m posessing wants this too, really bad and sam is just okay so is she going to act as a third party witness?

[white-throated-packrat]

if things had just held together long enough for Sam to finish his law degree – can you imagine the demons getting lawyered by Sam instead of tricking the brothers into all those terrible deals?

[transarsonist]

five episodes later they come back like “a deals a deal, im coming to claim your soul, and sam goes “actually you remember that rouge demon who clipped me on the cheek in an unrelated event? well on page 120 about halfway down that “if during the period of afformentioned deal any demon is tangentially involved in the harming of any one of aforementioned protected individuals, the clients end of the deal is to be considered null and void due to malicious interference. which means that no, one of your boys punched dean, so you actually DONT get any souls today, thank you goodbye. yes we’re aware that dean egged the demon on unfortunately for you that wasnt covered in the contract, if you’d like to go over it again id be happy to ex- [at which point the demon fucks off]

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[tera-of-the-dragons]

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Monetary disgust! Hollywooder!🎵

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[venomshole]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[shoot1ngst4r]

ik it’s been like two years but i’m still so fucking pissed at how they ended the umbrella academy. ok bye

[infectiouspiss]

can we kill the idea that yawning=bored because there's a million reasons to be yawning and being condescendingly asked "oh im sorry are we boring you?" because of something you can't control is really rude.

you're not boring me this is a side effect of my medication but thank you for deciding that my yawns are some sort of insult toward you and going on the offensive i loved it 👍

[gay-systemdeez]

Throwing rocks at twinks; it's fun, it's easy, and it's free.

[feral-hermit-cat-deactivated202]