Hero: Fight me, bitch.
Villain: Tempting, but where?
Hero: Wh—
Villain: Wellll there's the battlefield, of course, but then there's also the bedroom-
Hero: w h a—
Villain: Either way, we both know I would win.
Hero: *surprised pikachu face*
Also Hero: *iNTENSE BLUSHING*
This is my second upload bc tumblr is a bitch

















