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Love Begins
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Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
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Today's Document
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@kagetana
If somebody asks how to say a curse word in your language, ask them of which 3 things why they want to know one:
They want to learn a funny curse
They want to know if somebody is cursing at them
They want to start a fight
Somebody taught a friend a curse in my language and it was the third kind. I told them never to actually use it
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: hey wanna make sure that I'm getting the thesis topic i applied for and that we discussed and u sent me resources about
Prof: it will be a challenge but everything we discussed previously still applies
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A CHALLENGE WHAT IS A CHALLENGE I JUST WANNA GRADUATE
Ever get so nervous you get physically sick
Talking to my mom about being a woman feels so weird... She'll be like being a woman is dangerous you need to take care of yourself and I'm like I know everything in the world I've seen have been more damning evidence of this, and at the same time I don't identify myself as a woman but I don't know if it's because of fear or a childhood in a relatively conservative country or because I am actually nb but even if I decide to go all in and identify as nb it won't change the fact that my country would likely never accept that in my lifetime
I'll just wait until I get citizenship in a different country
Thought i hated my boobs but no ive just been using the wrong bra for 5+ years ig.... Now im just Neutral about it
Ngl exploring the limitations of pleasure a robotic body can feel is very hot
Dunno why but someone known to be strict and blunt acknowledging your mistakes and saying it's alright just hits you in some type of way
That one time I thought I had a crush on a classmate but no I just liked how I managed to make him laugh I always like making ppl laugh
I remember when I'd dream about swimming like a dolphin and then leaping up into the air only to begin flying.... Nowadays I dream about getting more eggs in my fridge. And somehow i feel the same amount of neutral surprise suddenly being able to fly and finding that I already had eggs in my dream fridge
Had a nightmare about somebody who was stuck in a weird, non-linear time loop, reliving and revisiting people who had recently died in a tragic accident, figuring out the true culprit and having a mental breakdown as they try over and over again to change something but never succeeding. Woke up crying just as they come to terms with the past as they talk to a person who they greatly admire, who also died, who have not changed or shown very few changes to their personality and actions even as they try to change things. Wtf
'Welcome' rugs u put at the front door is a product invented by vampires so they can enter your home at any time
I can't be the only one who likes wearing a binder because I hate the way my boobs look
Me, volunteering for student organisation: *is punctual, does what is asked, respects boundaries, friendly to fellow volunteers*
Team lead: hey I'm resigning soon, and I want you to be the new lead
Me: fuck
I remember my dad loved Warcraft III, but was too old to understand the usage of AWSD to move, so he would use the arrow keys instead. problem is, that meant using his right hand on the keyboard. So he just... learnt how to use the mouse on his left hand. The dedication
I'm mortified the milk in the boba milk tea i bought didnt sit well so i walked through the open doors at a random bank omw home to ask if i can use their toilet,,,, and then they guys out front looked at each other like uh we're not open yet..... But sure and then i dumped ass in their NEWLY RENOVATED TOILET I THINK THEY JUST FINISHED RENOVATING CUZ THERE'S PADDING AND METAL SHEETS ON THE FLOOR there wasn't even soap in the dispenser yet fuck
Murderer: I'll give u time to text one person before i kill u
Me: lol and give them the guilt of hearing my last words without being able to save me? Nah wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone
Murderer: r u ok
Decided to change the look of my Tabaxi character
This one looks obviously much better than last one and took considerable amount of time, but I’m actually very proud of this one! The first one I made feels pretty lackluster in comparison...