i’ll wait for you there, like a stone

28 | INTP/INFP | Lawful Neutral | QC

[fairycosmos]

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

[melancholickiss]

[averysmoon]

Things to say during sex:

Meat’s back on the menu boys

Give it to us raw and wriggling 

A new power is rising

This is a good sword

Something stirs in the East

Feast on his flesh

[apttalbalik]

[superkursunaskr]

[dumblr]

Being an old school romantic in a hookup culture is a special kind of hell.

[04k96]

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[eddyedano]

Deadpool!

[sansational--attraction-deactiv]

I LOVE DEADPOOL!!

[kahkajou]

i get the feeling im being played somehow. idk if it’s a response to past experiences, but my stomach does not feel good today. it’s like ive heard this album before and i find myself skipping songs when all i wanted was to sing it with someone. it makes me feel like im putting most of the energy into this. which i know can make it very convenient and easy flowing for some people to take advantage of. i just really hope she’s different. i hope to sing with the right partner soon.

[kahkajou]

so there’s this girl

[humoristics]

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

[uncle-mojave]

Hel yeah

[vangoghcore]

by disasterfilm

[televisionenjoyer]

Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow

[ps1]

src

[jordanbolton]

“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic

[deloveusion]

uncontrollable laughter together is my favourite type of intimacy

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]