Yolo Swaggins

[adrianivashkov]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[ufoff-blog]

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jt-sexkik-deactivated20210420]

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[eddyedano]

Deadpool!

[sansational--attraction-deactiv]

I LOVE DEADPOOL!!

[so-yup]

Welp.

Chris Pratt finally fucked up. Here’s the interview. 

Be warn though. Your fave is probably going to be your problematic fave now.

[iheartfuckboys-deactivated20171]

I can’t believe it. How? Why?

[vastderp]

never trusted that guy, he always seemed to be avoiding the issue. wish he’d kept on avoiding it. ignorance is bliss i guess

[roachpatrol]

what a let down

[thehorsethief]

ok this? this is what I hate about tumblr

are we really expecting an actor, an actor, to be a paragon of humanity? to be a Good Role Model for the world? to have the Right Opinions on everything?

I give up. Thank god he’s not on tumblr or else he’d have people accusing him of being a pedophile like the xkit guy or John Green

grow up tumblr, you’re acting like a whiny entitled little child.

[compostwitch-deactivated2015080]

ehhhhhhhhh

I mean it’s one thing to Live and Learn, I mean politics are complicated and shit and reasonable minds *can* occasionally disagree on politics

but to basically say “the people talking about this are upset so I’m not going to listen to them?” FFS it’s 2K15 get with the program

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

oh my god what literal human filth, what the fuck pratt

[buzzfeed]

[death-by-lulz]

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

[tyleroakley]

This fucked me up.

[keeganallennews]

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

how do you make someone holy

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

you beat the hell out of them

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

[alotofbeautyinordinarythings]

[sizvideos]

Boy forgets his age after wisdom teeth removal operation

Video

[machakizi]

They should’t have removed those teeth

[cyanide-skeleton]

His fucking face!!!

[niallerspenis-deactivated201708]

Cole Sprouse brushing his hair 

[bimoreids-deactivated20170530]

I wonder when he’ll see this.

[dapussnboots]

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

[amerixcan-horror-story]

feel old yet?

[seeking-the-unknown]

i wasn’t ready

[sofapizza]

[matthealyslut]

nicoleconner:

The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…

Chicken

[bellatricksters]

So the chicken came first

[adulthoodisokay]

im deleting my blog

[dragonfurs]

science side of tumblr

why are there so many assassins creed games

[catoverlord]

capitalism

[zero--cool]

Still waitin for a CoD and AC collab

[catoverlord]

[assashkiin]

vashoths:

[buckystiddy-deactivated20170114]

[rojoninja]