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kai / multifandom ramblings, occasional art / COMMISSIONS OPEN!

[kai-oh-my]

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hello hellsite, ive missed you 🤎 i am just so bad at posting my actual art without prompting.

so. ive opened up my commissions!!! work is slow, my birthday is soon, and ive been meaning to do this for ages😭. ill draw ocs, canon characters, DND characters, TRY to draw furries, whatever you want! (within reason).

i've linked my Carrd, where you can find my TOS, art, and other social medias! i also have a google form linked there, where you can send your commission requests

- my prices can range from $5+ (simple doodle/meme redraw/sticker/emoji), $10+ (symmetrical headshot and regular icon, depending on detail level), to $30+ (fully rendered/shaded fullbody)!

- payment is upfront through cashapp, as of right now!

- simple backgrounds are FREE! no background/transparent, solid color, or a gradient/textured background.

- i'd like to learn about your characters!! it helps me get a sense for them and their general vibes.

- my primary method of communication is on discord!

thank you for reading, if youve stuck around to the end!!! you get a gold star ⭐️

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[kai-oh-my]

FIRST COMMISSION DONE ‼️🦇🩸🌊 truly such an honor to draw such a silly guy. love his brooding sad aura.

my commissions are still open! go crazy go stupid !!!!

oc is adrian, owned by @milkiie_turtle on instagram and toyhouse

[writing-and-sillies]

everywhere I go, I see his face (hossi crumbs)

[hotchology]

[cowpokezuko]

Rossi calling Garcia 'kitten' is maybeee the funniest thing that happens in criminal minds actually

[writing-and-sillies]

do you guys ever think about the times motherhood is taken from Emily in the show and the times where it's mentioned that fatherhood was taken from Dave. do you guys ever think about that they wanted it so bad. do you guys ever think about how they never truly got it exactly, only by proxy, only distantly. do you guys ever think about how they only got to watch the people around them have it while it is ripped away from them over and over again. do you ever think about how they were always step parents, and/or too late for them to really be a true parent. do you ever think about screaming into your pillow and and sinking to your knees in despair and anguish. do you ever feel like a plastic bag.

[dontsh0vethesun]

emily and snoopy in Situations

fbi with mama

[blackbird-brewster]

Made the meme re: CM, but I'm sure it probably applies to other fandoms too

[ceramicstarz]

i <3 my tortured old men and they <3 each other

scp: cheetotapes + gagatapes on insta

[treesters]

You guys are gonna have to let me be delusional abt Nelson's Sparrow ok 👎👎👎👎👎

[riddled-fingers]

guard dog

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

It just occured to me that Stan technically canonically liked to draw, so here's my take of what Stanley's sketchbook would have looked like had he never gave up on art :]

Stanley first found this sketchbook left behind in a dumpster next to a library. The rings that once held the pages together were broken and warped, so he instead fashioned himself a jury rigged binder by weaveing one of his shoelaces through the holes in the side. In the end, it was essentially just a stack of barely held together paper, but he was still satisfied with it.

Pencils were easy enough to snag from the store since they fit so easily inside his pockets; but he had to settle for the shitty stubby pink erasers that barely did its job on the end of the pencils if he made any mistakes.

Stanley wasn't much of a poetic guy, and he didn't do the kind of art that had deep symbolism or meaning behind them. He was more the kind of artist that just drew what was in front of him, plain and simple. Had he been younger, he might have been able to fill in this cobbled together sketchbook in a matter of days, page after page filled to the brim with creatures and adventures of the wildest dreams.

Well, Stanley wasn't exactly a sprightly young child anymore with a boundless imagination to take inspiration from, but 10 years was a long time to be on the road and moving around, so there was plenty for him to draw.

(My primary goal was just to make these pages look as realistic as possible, but I did add in mini backstories in each of the pages' image description, if you feel like reading that :])

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

The drawings he sometimes hid.

[blabberoo]

"You have 72 hours."

Left alone in the consequences of his obsession, he let desperation get hold of his intellect and come up with a plan. For the world. For himself.

[unsung-idiot]

always watching 👁️🦋

[kai-oh-my]

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wdym repeated memory gun abuse wouldn't absolutely fry his brain??? WDYM it wouldn't begin to manifest as tremors and seizures, much like the side effects of early electroshock therapy?????

also i could yap for DAYS about the psychology behind him making it a gun specifically. because. You Could've Made Anything. HE was the first test subject. he didn't know if it would work, and didn't care in his desperation.

im so unwell about him. (this is why im in the fiddlezine huh)

[kai-oh-my]

the eeby gleeby... my little martian........ (you just KNOW stanford pines wholeheartedly believed he was an alien as a little boy. im so ill about it actually)

little doodle be upon ye!