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@kai-smith-offical
zane projecting his period cramps onto kai
He's so stupid I love him
This is exactly how that scene went, trust.
@jay-walker-offical
how did you not know, really?
this is the only way I see Kailor lmfao
this; in fact, is exactly what happened
OOC POST
hii guys so uh me, the mod of @jay-walker-offical and some of our besties are gonna cosplay the ninja!!!!!! But were devbating on which suits to cosplay, so! Help us choose!
ZX (my prefrence)
-classic
-golden weapons
-looks cool
-varuery between yhe guys
-we could do cool facepaond fo zane battle damaged
Armour’ (jay’s mod’s choice)
-might be easier?
-forces our cole cosplayer to get buff (#musscle mommy/silly)
-idk whay his oyher teasons were
Were only doing jay cole kai and zane (and maybeeeeee lloyd if i can convince my younger sister to join us)
So which should we do
ZX
Armour
Something else?
Oh also should I (the mod) cosplay cole or kai? I know im the kai mod but My friend kinda wants to do kai and im medically required to get buff anyways, but then i have a more ‘kai’ personality, so this is your chance to help us decide!
So.
How are you going with the "Tiny Person" thing?
cardboard is my best friend in the whole wide world
...
Okay then...
I have some tea that should make you big again, but just in case, I should probably move you out of the mini house and onto a bed or something so you don't fall and hit your head.
*holds out hand for Kai to climb on*
ooooh tea! *crawls on hand*
So.
How are you going with the "Tiny Person" thing?
cardboard is my best friend in the whole wide world
Hits you with cheeseburger
NOOOOOOOO
cole would be disappointed in you wasiting such good food
*Turns him half centipede*
Tiny bug man
NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
*gifts you a hamster wheel*
YIPEEEEEE
*he then proceeds ti run laps ad incomprehensible speeds due to like a week of pent up energy*
Kai
I'm bored
-@lloyd-garmadon-offical
and im smol weve all got problems,
OH I CAN RUN ON A HAMSTER WHEEL FOR U
Whait i dont have a hamster wheel
hmmm idk waht to do, mabye we can put on a movie or sthm
... I would of assumed that you would of been embarrassed by a Hamster Wheel...
I mean, if you want one, I could get you one?
i mean the obsticicle course is basically a human sized hamster wheel and i need exercise
Kai
I'm bored
-@lloyd-garmadon-offical
and im smol weve all got problems,
OH I CAN RUN ON A HAMSTER WHEEL FOR U
Whait i dont have a hamster wheel
hmmm idk waht to do, mabye we can put on a movie or sthm
Hey Kai.
Here's a an apple slice, a carrot stick, and a cube of cheese.
I'm sorry to say I haven't found a solution to your current size dilemma- I've only found a couple of cartoons and a book in a language I'm not familiar with.
On the plus side, I did find another box to create another sawdust pit, if you want it, as well as some pom poms.
*nom nom nom*
ooooh cartoons
I LOVE POM POMS hehehe
Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain
absolutely no idea what this is referencing but yeah me too dude
This bug ^
He has been put into the Monster World and subjected to The Horrors
Also, he usually looks like this v
Kai… why are you smol
Im concerned
-@jay-walker-offical
I DONT KNOW OKAY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain Bugs in my brain
HELP someone put me in a lil jar to observe me and I am very confused.
That is a small jar, especially for a centipede... Uh. I mean, mini-human.
Like, seriously? No food, no entertainment, not even any substrate to make sure you don't hurt your feet!
Let's find you something more comfortable until we figure out how to get you big again.
(Like seriously, not even a pile of leaves for him? Yeesh!)
Wahts a substrate?
ye they didnt give me anythig its jsut glass and a lid with poked holes
Please ehrIp i dont like being small Im only as good as a match and not ts not very comforting
the screamed a lot first so that was fun
Substrate's basically the stuff bugs and small animals live in. When you keep a little animal you're supposed to provide some so it's comfortable, they can bury themselves in if they want, and, in your case, make sure it doesn't hurt your feet.
It varies what it made out of depending on the animal, usually something like sand or sawdust or ground oats, but it's basically like a carpet mixed with soil purpose-wise.
Let's try a shoebox for now, and line it with some cloth-
Add a little food dish - Are you allergic to anything? I'm thinking of getting you some grapes or strawberries so you can stay hydrated without needing a water dish or a sipper water bottle (The former could be a drowning hazard, and the latter is kinda embarrassing so I won't install one unless it looks like it's gonna take a while)
As for entertainment, how about a shallow container of sawdust for digging, your phone on sideways mode and a little bean bag to use like a TV, and... I can't think of anything else.
Finally, a toilet and a bed.
Unfortunately, I can't do plumbing so I'm just gonna give you this novelty Toilet Candy container (Yes, these are a Thing) and fill it up with sawdust, and that should work for now.
Next get a matchbox, add a doll mattress and a square of thicker fabric, and you have a bed!
Finally, If I cut this box like so
And flip it over where the bed and toilet are...
Tada! One mini-human safe set of accommodations! With a nice private bedroom and toilet!
I am perfectly cappable of drinking from a water dish without drowning thank you very much
Also thank you my preferred substrate is pillows and blankets
and no im not allergic to anything
Now, please excuse me, im going to dig some tunnels in this sawdust i found,
Glad to see you're enjoying yourself.
However-
*Pulls out a notepad and pen*
I need to hear your account of what happened to get you shrunk- in as much detail as you can-
If we know what happened, we can figure out *how* you were shrunk, and fix it a lot easier and safer.
idk waht to say man (gender netrual), i woke up and i was tiny then i was put in a jar for observation
Also now that u mention it leaf pile do sound nice n fun
HELP someone put me in a lil jar to observe me and I am very confused.
That is a small jar, especially for a centipede... Uh. I mean, mini-human.
Like, seriously? No food, no entertainment, not even any substrate to make sure you don't hurt your feet!
Let's find you something more comfortable until we figure out how to get you big again.
(Like seriously, not even a pile of leaves for him? Yeesh!)
Wahts a substrate?
ye they didnt give me anythig its jsut glass and a lid with poked holes
Please ehrIp i dont like being small Im only as good as a match and not ts not very comforting
the screamed a lot first so that was fun
Substrate's basically the stuff bugs and small animals live in. When you keep a little animal you're supposed to provide some so it's comfortable, they can bury themselves in if they want, and, in your case, make sure it doesn't hurt your feet.
It varies what it made out of depending on the animal, usually something like sand or sawdust or ground oats, but it's basically like a carpet mixed with soil purpose-wise.
Let's try a shoebox for now, and line it with some cloth-
Add a little food dish - Are you allergic to anything? I'm thinking of getting you some grapes or strawberries so you can stay hydrated without needing a water dish or a sipper water bottle (The former could be a drowning hazard, and the latter is kinda embarrassing so I won't install one unless it looks like it's gonna take a while)
As for entertainment, how about a shallow container of sawdust for digging, your phone on sideways mode and a little bean bag to use like a TV, and... I can't think of anything else.
Finally, a toilet and a bed.
Unfortunately, I can't do plumbing so I'm just gonna give you this novelty Toilet Candy container (Yes, these are a Thing) and fill it up with sawdust, and that should work for now.
Next get a matchbox, add a doll mattress and a square of thicker fabric, and you have a bed!
Finally, If I cut this box like so
And flip it over where the bed and toilet are...
Tada! One mini-human safe set of accommodations! With a nice private bedroom and toilet!
I am perfectly cappable of drinking from a water dish without drowning thank you very much
Also thank you my preferred substrate is pillows and blankets
and no im not allergic to anything
Now, please excuse me, im going to dig some tunnels in this sawdust i found,