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@kaisadegerman
Onnellisuus on sitä kun irtokarkit on alennuksessa.
luen alennuslehdet iha vaa kattoakseni onko irttarit 4,99 saatana
Ne on irtsikoita eikä mitään irttareita perkele
Presidentti Sauli Niinistö jututti joensuulaisen perhospuutarha Botanian papukaija Juusoa. Kahdenkeskisessä keskustelussa presidentin kanssa lintu intoutui toistelemaan v-alkuista kirosanaa.
Mä en tiennyt että tarvin tätä elämääni mutta jumalauta mä todellakin tarvin
hired
“i can’t figure out this problem”
teacher: use your head
Well then
Bazinga !
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.
Because they sent back two young boys.
that last one sent me into hysterics
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
fact number 64
welcome to finland, the land of the gender neutral pronouns
A challenger appears.
Börk.
sit down sweden the point was all pronouns in finnish are gender neutral so u never need to worry about using the correct ones cause there is only one option
*high-fives vietnamese and other genderless languages*
don’t forget about us either! Sweden tries to be cool so it jsut stole your hän and changed to hen.
*takes hungary’s hand and rides to the sunset*
*sweden is left behind*
my hand slipped…
No! Finland, come back! I promise I’ll renounce all my claims on Åland! We can start over! I’ll invade Russia, okay? Will you come back then…? … Please?
*sigh*
sweden ive tried to work it out with you but…its not possible man! I mean when russia invaded us back in the 1800s you just let us go like we were nothing…despite our long history…it really hurt, you know?
Sweden, I…i am happy with Hungary now. *looks at hungary* HÄN and I just have so much in common whereas you and i…*covers ålands ears* have nothing but our baby åland
yo wait for me do i at least get to be the usher at the wedding or something
of course youre my number 1 best buddy after all
date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books
I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine
And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.
I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house
I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately.
I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me
I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.
I used to date your twin, but I lost her.
When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.
I’ll occasionally take you off the shelf and open you up to inhale the sweet smell of your innards
I’ll occasionally loan you out to my friends
I’ll do extensive background research on you before I check you out
I’ll obsess over you for weeks and put you on a mantle like my own personal trophy
näinhän se menee.
How are you, a non-Muslim going to tell a Muslim that the reason she wears a hijab is because she’s forced to, then tell her to research it?