m.reader

`status, burnt out`

[kaithesimp]

Welcome to your local simps office, well, bedroom, but, you get what I mean.

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【 Kai 】 ; 【 He>They 】 ; 【 m.blog 】

【 best boys 】 - Seong Gi-Hun ﹕C!Wilbur ﹕L. Yagami

【 status 】- Taken

【 caution 】- There will be a ton of shitposts

【DNI.List】【Writing.List】【Carrd】【comms】

-When requesting something﹕ please do Specify whether it is gender neutral pronouns or masculine pronouns (I will also write reader with neopronouns)

-I will not write﹕ Rape/Non-con (even if it's rp), f.reader, vouyerism, abuse, ableism, incest

-I will write﹕ fluff, somnophilia, comfort, anything that isn't specified in what I won't write

-Extras

【 Discord 】【 Twitter 】【 Insta 】【 masterlist 】【 currently writing 】

Any requests before the 16th of october, 2021 will be deleted, as it gives me stress, I deeply apologize

[deprived-bisexual-lunatic]

“I TRIED TO LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE”

hello and welcome!

i'm the new and improved @kaithesimp :))

i write for...

arcane

mob psycho 100 (have not yet gotten to s2 :))

rick and morty

stardew valley

undertale

I WILL NOT WRITE

non-con of any kind, she/her pronouns, voyeurism, minor-adult relationships, incest

keep in mind that if I find out you are following this account and are a woman I will have to block you :)

my writing on this account is strictly for men/masc aligned and go by he/him/his pronouns

[kaithesimp]

<IMPORTANT>

I might leave this account. It's honestly tiring, I'm so stressed out, the requests in my inbox are just looming over me. I feel so.. icky? Guilty? It's a strange feeling in my gut. I feel... this weird bile like feeling in my throat, my gut, or, stomach, I guess, feels... gross.. I'm leaving this account. I'm sorry for those I let down. Uh... I might go by the same name but with a few changed stuff... but uh, if you find me, I won't be doing fanfics anymore, instead I'm doing arts n stuff... yeah! That's.. that's all I had to say I think? Yeah. That's all. Thank you for being here with me, sorry I couldn't make it a year before abandoning this account.

farewell.

[teathattast]

[pondergraves]

Here take some messy drawings I did for the second au I'm working on. It's gonna be called Call my name in abandon or CMNIA cause Call my name in abandon is just a lil long.

A lil bit of info on it:

Davey is a robotics engineer and weapons manufacturer. He sells weapons to basically anyone that can afford them and overall makes all his shit illegally.

Hes a bit of an asshole but his cynical outlook on the world really got bad after his childhood friend and only reason to have even a shred of hope in this world was murdered in front of him several years ago.

His name was Jasper McGadden and he was killed by Mr. McGadden's boss as calaterral for sabotaging a large shipment that was ment to go to the enemies side.

His boss was Cameron C. Campbell, a wicked man that thrived on power and shady business. After he killed Jasper Davey swore that not only would he run his business into the ground an show everyone in the city the truth about what this man does behind everyone's backs but he'd kill him with his own two hands.

▪︎David started strictly going by Davey awhile after Jasper died and he ran away. Davey is a nickname Jasper came up with for him but he told him to stop calling him it cause it sounded stupid so after his death he took on the nickname as if it were his actual name.

▪︎Davey creates a robot that looks similar to Jasper as kinda a way to push him to keep going cause it's almost as if Jasper were helping him put a stop to Campbell. Gwen sees this as an opportunity to make the AI very similar to Jasper in hopes that it can steer Davey away from his dangerous pursuit of Mr. Campbell.

[kaithesimp]

I deadass thought it said Mr Pitbull at the end

[kaithesimp]

HI I JUST NOTICED YOU COME BACK ACROSS MY DASH, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN :DDD (on a more self-indulgent note, if you have the energy can i request a light yagami with a boyfriend whose very soft and loves sweets and cuddling with plushies and stuff?) - 🍒

AHH- Thank- and I've been doing well! I just kinda had stuff to deal with- school and all! And sureeeee Ima get to work :]]]

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[arietisprimavera]

I think about this all the time

[vinnie-cha]

one of the few times that Hannibal seriously considered killing Will

he really hitched himself to a man that uses an all in one shampoo huh

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Instagram | Twitter | Etsy | BigCartel

[vinnie-cha]

will: guys hannibal’s the killer

everyone: what? noooo, he’s just a nice european man :)

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Instagram | Twitter | Etsy | BigCartel

[itsapmseymour]

I’m taking your drawing privileges away

But why though

[kaithesimp]

you're too powerful

[carnival-phantasm]

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

[spooky-fubuki]

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

[carnival-phantasm]

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we used to have so many balls

[badgerpunk]

[kaithesimp]

I will manipulate my dad into giving me money for steam funds.

he didn't give me anything for christmas for literally every year I've been alive.

so it's justified.

[kaithesimp]

To my followers who followed me for fanfics, sorry I'm not posting much! I got school work, and it's almost Christmas too! I plan on at least resting a bit more and might post a request around January! Req's are still open! Check out my DNI, pinned post, and my writing list for more info

[figuring-it-all-out]

Trans Harry Potter House Crests (To Piss of JK Rowling)

Feel free to use just please like &/or reblog if you do.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Hufflepuff: I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS. FOR THE RECORD, I HAD A NOSEBLEED, I’M NOT A SERIAL KILLER.

Slytherin: But we both know that’s not quite true.

Ravenclaw: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just fyi.

Gryffindor: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

Hufflepuff: This castle is filled with murderers.

[kaithesimp]

ima try smth

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does this work?-

[kaithesimp]

FUUUUU