Hate when someone is filming porn with a knotted dildo and they don't even take the knot. What's the fucking point of using it, then???
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kiana Khansmith

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Bowery Presents
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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The Stonewall Inn

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Hate when someone is filming porn with a knotted dildo and they don't even take the knot. What's the fucking point of using it, then???
I'm so annoyed literally every single "raise your princess" game forces you to be a man/dad. Let me be an evil fucking villainess raising her daughter to do evil deeds so she can take my place when I inevitably succumb to my own devious hubris
this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it
My only complaint about booktok is that the explosion of ‘spicy’ books causing so many to be made just for profit and not out of pervert joy. Sometimes I read a ‘spicy book’ and it feels like the smut equivalent of a marvel or live action Disney movie
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Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️⚧️
her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰
Conservative linguistic prescriptivists have been fighting losing battles for as long as language has existed, and they've been losing this one since it started too.
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
how it feels being the only lesbian
i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it
First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together
Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.
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tags via: @boccher
girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"
this guy gets it
Princesses have a tendency to stay as far away from walls as possible.
Biologists believe that they have gotten this trait out of a need to be seen to reproduce, it is at galas that princesses met mating partners and so, the princess must stay away from walls and at the center most of the room to attract attention and give her the greatest choice of mates.
This also lead to the opposite behavior, if a princess felt dishonored or flustered compared to another princess, she will get close to a wall, making her a prime target for other princesses to pin against
Now that galas are less common this trait is of no more use, but it still influences princess behavior, if you are taking care of a princess make sure she has all the space she needs to not feel close to wall.
I'm learning so much about my own princess biology!
ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.
I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.
when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities
a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful