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writing list but make it annoying

current project: bnha hurt/comfort alphabet challenge

i keep the right to refuse to write a character, ship or scenario i dislike or find uncomfortable. i’m also not up to date with everything

the characters listed are the characters i’m willing to write suffering. other characters can and will appear in other roles. other characters may be carefully considered upon request and a specific prompt.

aus are friends, at least sometimes. trans headcanons are a recurring fave. not into crossovers, but fandom fusions can pique my interest.

i’m mainly a hurt/comfort writer, but i’m not totally opposed to writing straight-up soul-crushing angst, or tooth-rotting fluff for that matter.

i’m pretty particular about my ships, and i have elaborated on the ones i feel are relevant. the rest of them i feel are fairly obvious. i’m also very into found family, platonic relationships, siblings, etc. not totally opposed to exploring other things as well. my two modes tend to be gen and m/m with the occasional f/f though.

“possibly” means give me a prompt i can work on instead of just “something with this character” or in certain circumstances

completely sfw all the way through

the list is very much subject to change based on what my adhd ass is currently watching or rewatching

#my writing #whump #fanfiction #sickfic

allthingswhumpyandangsty

qhronophobia

adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember.

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

astarlingdiscovery

Tumblr blue through the years.

drearyhours

computer illiteracy pride flag

peppermint-shamrock

If you ever think your fanfic idea is too ridiculous to write, just remember that someone once rewrote a 15th century English war of succession using Yu-Gi-Oh characters in the place of real historical people and that this is an actual official video game for the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise.

suekay

I decided to categorize DS9 episodes:

Sisko gets dragged into Bajoran shenanigans

Odo investigates crime

Quark commits crime

Something Trill occurs, and is instantly forgotten

It's time for the Ferengi Family Hour!

O'Brien must suffer

Kira proudly showcases what a bad judge of character she is whenever an old friend shows up

Something stupid happens on Bajor, which turns out to be even stupider than we first think

A single woman appears and Julian forgets how to Julian

A wild Garak appears and Julian is Extra Julian

Sisko, Miles, Odo or Kira suffer life-altering trauma but are fine within 43 minutes

Garak aggressively flirts with Julian as a substitute for therapy

Worf wakes up and chooses pettiness

Kira falls in love with someone who is exceptionally bland

Dukat shows up and reveals that he's even worse than we already thought

Sisko loses his temper (if I were Sisko this would be every episode)

Random shit happens, then Quark says something surprisingly profound

An inappropriate romance story focuses on Jake

A spy breaks into Julian's bedroom in the middle of the night promising Julian a good time...

Ezri tries to do her job and fails (honestly she's a bad counsellor, I'm assuming she was a good counsellor before she was joined)

Kai Winn decides that Kai should be spelled Karen and complains to the manager

Attack Pattern Omega!

existennialmemes

Eight episodes is not enough for a season. A proper season should contain no less than:

12 Plot Driven episodes

5 Filler Episodes with vague but crucial references to the main plot

8 Purely Filler episodes

For a total of 25 episodes per season. This is what we deserve. This is our birthright.

Show runners need time to tell their stories. They need to space things out to generate suspense. They need to put their OCs into Silly Little Situations with no plot development just because those situations would be fun to watch.

Please, I'm begging. Restore this storytelling medium to its former glory. It's not too late.

unspeakablearchives

"Even repulsive fiction must be protected, because the alternative - letting the government dictate which words may be written - is far more dangerous than any story could ever be."

writerwhostayedupallnight

Ways For a Whumpee to Collapse

Sliding down a wall. They lean against the wall, put out a hand to try and support themselves, and then just go limp and gravity takes over. (Extra points if they're leaving a trail of blood down the wall as they go.)

Falling from a sitting position. They're in a chair, on a bench, perched in a tree, whatever, and they just topple forward, limp as a ragdoll. (Especially if they're in a room with the rest of their team/family/etc. and everyone's arguing/distracted/etc. and whumpee just zonks right there in the middle of everything.)

Passing out in someone's arms. They go limp in the arms of someone they trust, maybe managing a smile and/or a few words before losing consciousness entirely. (No death scenes, thank you very much.)

Knees buckling under them. One minute, they're fine (or maybe not, but at least they're standing unaided), and the next, every last ounce of strength leaves their body and they just drop. (The ideal situation for this would be someone else talking to/scolding/questioning them and then being caught completely off guard and going out of their mind with worry and maybe/probably feeling like absolute dirt when whumpee collapses.)

Failing to stay awake. They're trying so hard to hang on to consciousness, but everything is working against them and they're fading, despite repeated pleas/commands/reminders to stay awake. (Best to include a slurred/mumbled/whispered/rasped "Sorry" before passing out.)

I may add more to this eventually. Please feel free to do so as well: I wanna hear your ideas!

sleepy-lump-of-moss

Ribs/Stomach/Torso Injury+Recovery Prompts

*＊✿❀○❀✿＊*

(We worked on core strengthening yesterday at swim practice and now my entire midsection is in pain but hey it’s given me some ideas.)

- Whumpee not being able to laugh or cough due to injured ribs

- Whumpee waking up and forgetting they have an injury/strained muscle in their torso and they get a shooting beam of pain when they reach for a cup of water

- Getting punched in the stomach and the pain radiates up into Whumpee’s ribs

- Whumpee with a sore stomach/ribs finding some relief from a heating pad/hot shower

- Alternatively, Caretaker frequently getting more ice to place over Whumpee’s broken rib

- Whumpee having to lay still because every movement pains their ribcage

- Whumpee being unable to eat because it feels like their midsection is trying to claw itself out

- Caretaker making Whumpee smoothies because they have to eat something

- Whumpee desperately wanting to stretch out their limbs but any stretching movement feels like hell to their stomach/ribs

-Whumpee not being able to lay or put pressure on their stomach/side because of an injury in their ribs

weaver-z

I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."

weaver-z

The best part of this post is watching other amusement park enthusiasts reply to this with "It's okay, you can say (name of infamously problematic ride)," but every single one is saying the name of a different attraction

darkwood-hollows

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

dead-dove-ble

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

shiptillyoudie

Also you should make problematic content for funsies. You don't need to have had trauma or need to be coping in order to explore dark creativity. You can just be a human who wants to explore dark and taboo topics because you want to. That's completely normal, btw.

Every single person on this planet thinks about dark and taboo things. It's literally the most normal thing in the world.

Go draw the horror porn and be free.

tackypies

we should all be more like david cronenberg and write fucked up stuff. For Funsies

whumpbythefireside

I love a chap who gets so stressed he works himself up into a fever, then when somebody else (his lover?) asks if he’s alright, he’ll say “Yes, I…” then trail off as he collapses, preferably into their arms.

Medical accuracy? No, I’m afraid I don’t know her.

recurring-polynya

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

marshmellowtea

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

ebb-is-learning

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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