Keep your AI generated bullshit the hell away from me and my art.
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The nerd formerly known as birger-wuvs-elsa, moved here for a fresh start! The name's Kalahan, call me Kal. 21+, enby lesbian who uses he/they. I'm an artist, writer, video editor, gamer, lip syncer, roleplay: I do all of the things!
No matter how “sick nasty”, “mad dope” or “masterfully crafted” your LP’s cover art is, it will never match the raw dragon energy on display on the front of Supertramp’s ‘Breakfast in America’
True fact: this cover was such a hit that they hired the model to go on tour with them. She would go on stage in the waitress uniform and introduce the band. Changed her life!
Every time you have GenAI make you an anime waifu with three titties and a dumptruck ass a family doesn't get to have a drink or bathe.
Every time you ask Copilot to write you a PowerShell script to stroke your boss' ego, a city experiences a brownout.
Every time you chat with your AI "girlfriend" a farmer doesn't get to water their animals.
Using these tools actively hurts you and your community, while at the same time enriching some shitheel who would happily step on your neck to make an additional dollar. Don't use them. Actively remove them from devices you own. Disable them whenever possible. Go out of your way to avoid them. It's honestly not hard. You've been using the internet just fine without GenAI hallucinating at you.
Rebecca Sugar's New album: "Creating art is very bittersweet but ultimately rewarding. I've been through alot, and I've had my heart broken, but at the end of the day, drawing, making cartoons and music is my reason d'etre "
When you really think about it, Huntrix is a trio of fucking MENACES.
So first of all, their weapons insta kill all demons. You never see them do more than one hit if they use their weapons, most of the fight is just them trying to hit the demons once.
With that in mind, WHY WAS THIS NECESSARY?
OR THIS?
SHE BEAT A DEMON'S FACE IN WITH A FUCKING HOT ASS KETTLE. NO FUCKING REASON TO DO THIS SHE COULD'VE ENDED THEM RIGHT THERE
AND THIS ONE'S GLIDING ON THAT MF. NOT NECESSARY WHATSOEVER!!!!
Like they were really just in it for the love of the game. They have a passion for whooping ass. They wake up excited as hell to jump some demons. If black air force energy was a kpop group it's them. They're on demon time quite a lot for a group of demon hunters. Shit the demons probably talk about them like dudes from Chicago talk about King Von, like they're probably genuinely terrified!
Like they're probably down there telling stories like:
"I look away for two seconds cuz the purple one swung a whole uncooked octopus at me and when I turn around the other two are using my boy Lenny as a jump rope"
"Gwi-ma you don't understand, I can't go back out there. THEY BEAT ME. WITH A PACK. OF RAMYEON. AND THEN THEY PROCEEDED TO SEASON ME."
"They folded up my cousin and used him as a couch for them to play fortnite on... I've never been the same since..."
Honestly, I don't think Rumi was scared ENOUGH of the others finding out about her patterns. Imagine you're half demon and you just watched your best friends whack-a-mole with your brethren as the moles. Like how did watching them write Takedown make you nervous but not the looney tunes ass torture methods they were pulling out every fight???
Thank god they discovered the power of friendship (or lesbianism if you are a partaker in polytrix) because before they were channeling the power of pure hatred.
The fearsome Megatronus Prime, he who would become the Fallen among his peers. Though his legacy would become tainted by bloodlust, deceit, and betrayal...the truth would never be believed. In history, Megatronus is a monster and a traitor; in truth, there is more to him than meets the eye.
LORE TIME!!!
When the quintessons stumbled across Primus' sleeping celestial form, they were eager to lay claim to this fortuitous discovery. A gargantuan living machine capable of creating more like him? Why, it was a miracle that they could not ignore! Thus did they scan Primus' form, revealing the robotic body that formed the planet beneath layers of ever increasing sediment, and begin their work. They began manufacturing drones in his vague likeness to send down to conquer him.
Among these drones did they make 12 above the others, built with the capacity to control their lesser kin against the resistance on the surface. Megatronus was one of these advanced drones, and he was the strongest of them all. Despite his great strength even as a soulless drone, he was no match for the power of Firstborn and her children. But where the matriarch wanted to annihilate the drone beneath her paw, two voices spoke out to stop her.
Sothis and Sahmus Prime, the twin children of Primus, pleaded for her to stop.
Firstborn reluctantly did so, and even more reluctantly agreed to carry the incapacitated drone down into Primus' spark. Brought before the Allspark, Sothis begged her father to uplift the drone and make it like her and Sahmus. Moved by His daughter's compassion, Primus did just so and imbued the drone with His power. The uplifted drone, he who would become the first Prime since Sothis and Sahmu's creation, was Megatronus Prime himself. First made of them all, Megatronus was immeasurably more power than he was before; and even when the others were uplifted after him, Megatronus would remain the strongest.
Dubbed the Fighter King by Primus Himself, Megatronus Prime cleaved through the ranks of the quintessons' drones like a dervish of destruction.
The other advanced drones were liberated and uplifted one by one, until all twelve were freed and given life. Eager to secure the safety of their new home and Father with his companions, Megatronus led the others in glorious combat against the quintesson legions. Together they turned the tide that threatened to overwhelm the predacons who first populated Cybertron. The presence of fourteen primes that wielded Primus' strength was just what they needed, and soon they were ousted entirely. Their greatest minions turned against them and their legions rent asunder, the quintessons had little choice but to retreat.
From then on could Megatronus and the others begin to actually forge lives of their own. Primo, the last of them to be forged, suggested that they all form a Pantheon to lead future generations of Cybertron's inhabitants. The others unanimously agreed, including Megatronus, and they were honored by Sahmus Prime's volunteering to join the pantheon. For a time, they all enjoyed peace and camaraderie as the centuries went on. Megatronus even got to enjoy friendship with Sothis Prime herself.
But nothing is meant to last, and tragedies aplenty would strike them all.
As much as the primes found themselves growing closer together, they also found themselves developing burning rivalries. Megatronus Prime and Primo would be the most heated of them all. The First and the Last, the Fighter King and the God Knight, they would clash many a time throughout history. Liege Maximo would also be a thorn in his side, ever proud of his silver tongue and mocking Megatronus' strength. Even Nexus Prime, for all their indecision with their multiple parts, would always have that one piece that loathed him.
Only Solus, Sothis, Onyx, and Amalgamous could never find it in themselves to loathe Megatronus.
But one day that would change when a great tragedy struck. Something went terribly wrong one day, and led to Megatronus accidentally killing Onyx Prime. None would ever believe his explanation, but no one could bring themselves to execute him. Even as Sahmus Prime sacrificed himself to carry Onyx into the Wellspring, making Megatronus' actions lead to two losses, they just couldn't do it. It was decided that he would be exiled from Cybertron instead. A titan volunteered to carry Megatronus offworld, a noble being known as Citadel, and the prime took with him his followers to leave.
Before he departed, Amalgamous gifted Megatronus with a vital piece of his future: an energon seed. Unique amongst all things, this seed wouldn't just seed a planet with energon; it would grow into an enormous tree that could propagate new life. Amalgamous' gift would single-handedly provide Megatronus with the foundations of a colony of his own. Humbled by the gift, the Fighter King thanked his former comrade profusely before he left.
What became of Megatronus after that day is a mystery, but one thing is clear: he founded the colony of Predaxxus with Citadel, and he planted the great Sparktree. He would also somehow, someway, give life to progeny that would carry on his legacy. One of those far flung descendants, many millennia later, would be a one Elito Thirio...who would single-handedly begin the reparations between Cybertron, Predaxxus, and even Draconidus itself...
Beware the might of Scourge, Dragon Prince of Cybertron and son of Predaking! Normally bearing the form of a wyvern, a cyber key forged by Amalgamous Prime gave him the three-headed dragon form he's known for today. Face the Scourge of the Oghma Mountains!
LORE TIME!!!
Scourge is the only child of the great Predaking. The firstborn son of Firstborn's first son, he is the pinnacle of predacon power and progeny; and the pride of ancient Cybertron. But for all his power and prestige, Scourge learned at a young age not all was promised. While a fierce fighter in the first Quintesson war, unlike his father and grandmother Scourge supported Sothis and Sahmus' bid for the advanced drones leading the invasion force to be uplifted. When this was done and the 12 Primes rose, Scourge gladly fought alongside them.
Scourge was always fond of Sothis and Sahmus Prime, and was proud to help them see this vision come to pass. Once the Primes were instated and Sahmus formed the Pantheon of 13 with them, he stood by Sothis' side. He was close to Onyx and Megatronus in particular postwar. But as many tragedies befell Cybertron following their victory over the Quintessons, Scourge despaired at the thought that he wasn't enough. His strength had never sufficed to keep Cybertron peaceful and prosperous. Ashamed of his "worthlessness", Scourge left with Sothis.
When the Prime of Life got her wish to travel the stars and claim her colony, he gathered his pack of fellow wyverns to go with her. Amalgamous had stopped him to provide a gift, a powerful key forged of pure energon. The fluid being instructed him to mark the planet with it.
Once they alighted upon the planet they would call Draconidus, Scourge did as he was told. He found a beautiful place where he stuck the key into the earth. It shone brightly as it responded to newly seeded energon in the planet. Once the key shone a green hue he knew it worked. The cyber key, now synced with the heartbeat of the planet itself, thrummed with unimaginable power.
Scourge felt a part of him shift in response to it. Curious, he inserted the key into his form and was at once overwhelmed. Power immeasurable and a stronger beast mode…! Emboldened by this power, Scourge stood proudly alongside Sothis Prime. He truly thought this would ensure he wouldn't fail Draconidus like he failed Cybertron. But for all his efforts, strength, and leadership of his pack…tragedies aplenty would befall them all the same…
But for all his mistakes, and for all the tragedies he couldn't prevent, the day would come when hope would shine on the prince once more. As two women entered his cave and challenged him, Scourge found purpose for the first time in centuries. These women...Edelgard von Hresvelg and Byleth Eisner...ah yes, he would see if they were worthy of his alliance.
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