Alola!

Hey, I'm Kala, a physical therapist on Melemele Island, Alola!

[kalas-off-work]

Alola! I’m Kala Vasquez, a PT on Melemele Island.

I help kids and teens, mostly. It’s part of my job, and I wouldn’t give it up for the world. I’m the only PT on the island who will work with kids and teenagers, and neurodivergent kids. Which means I’m pretty slammed, but if someone needs my help, I’ll try and fit them in.

[OOC and more info under cut.]

Hey there, it’s the blog runner. First things first, even though Kala is in his twenties, I’m a minor. Don’t be overly weird. Don’t be trying to get into Kala’s pants, but I am willing to be immature and joke around about sex. That’s cool. Being seriously sexual isn’t.

No real DNI. I don’t waste my breath on them anymore. If I get bad vibes, you’re getting blocked.

Here he is. His hair color is closer to the one on the left.

Others you may see mentioned:

Sarah Sandoval: Kala’s superior/boss. A very sweet woman, just a little snappy sometimes from being so overworked.

[professor-nut]

It's not a whole lot that I get super sad or sappy on this blog, but I wanna put it out there that I'm tired. Painfully aware right now that I sound like a millennial with no will to live, but isn't that just it?

Anyway. Just tired in my bones, I guess. Who knew being chronically ill was chronic?

[kalas-off-work]

announcement!!!! @professor-nut is a scene kid

[irlpkmnprofintraining]

Well we finally got the last of the Goomy’s placed just in time for Christmas.

Hope everyone has a nicer Christmas than I will. It’s just gonna be and my pokemon again as usual, although I’ll probably get the usual “oh hey, you still exist” call from mom.

Maybe I’ll see if I can call Hazel… but last we talked her plans were to go back to Unova to spend time with her family…

All my coworkers have friends or family to spend time with.

Oh well, my Pokemon make great Christmas company

[kalas-off-work]

Glad you’ve got all those Goomys placed!

And hey—I know holidays can be rough when you’re spending them on your own.

I wish you the best of Christmases, and if you ever want to come meet me, I’ll probably be strolling around Melemele Island! I don’t have much family or friends to hang with around Christmas either, aside from Kukui and Mo.

Anyway, have a Merry Christmas, and I hope you’re happy :)

[lithographarry]

mood

[professor-nut]

Ahem, @kalas-off-work

[kalas-off-work]

I am not overworked. You’re lying.

[kalas-off-work]

Send a:

💚: I’ll tell you about a funny time I’ve had with a friend.

❤️: I’ll tell you a breakup story because I’ve always attracted terrible people or my relationships just fall apart.

💕: 1/8 chance I’ll tell you about the worst breakup I’ve ever had. I’ll spin a wheel.

[glitteryentity]

Hey guyssss so apparently I'm bioluminescent now :] touched a fairy type tera shard and all my veins lit up like a Christmas tree.

Scared the everloving FUCK out of everyone lol It stopped but the Professor won't let me handle the shards or the Mega Stones..... sad! Mother Hen behaviour.

Maybe I should see if I can get my hands on a Fairium Z. it only happened when I touched a FAIRY tera shard, after all... Perhaps if I talk with Professor Kukui..?

Me:

[kalas-off-work]

I…

How the fuck…

What the fuck…

WHAT

[glitteryentity]

I ask myself that every day tbh

[kalas-off-work]

i don’t know why a tera shard turned you bright fucking pink, but that’s actually pretty fucking hilarious. local trainer turned pink more at 6. Kukui’s probably going to start going off on a tangent about it when i ask him about it.

[glitteryentity]

Hey guyssss so apparently I'm bioluminescent now :] touched a fairy type tera shard and all my veins lit up like a Christmas tree.

Scared the everloving FUCK out of everyone lol It stopped but the Professor won't let me handle the shards or the Mega Stones..... sad! Mother Hen behaviour.

Maybe I should see if I can get my hands on a Fairium Z. it only happened when I touched a FAIRY tera shard, after all... Perhaps if I talk with Professor Kukui..?

Me:

[kalas-off-work]

I…

How the fuck…

What the fuck…

WHAT

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[psychedelic-lemur]

[kalas-off-work]

Some of my patients would love this LMAO

[pharmamon]

Hi Rotomblr! I'm Pharmamon. I'm a PokèPharmacist intern in Ula'ula, and they stress professionalism at my workplace, so my real name is staying offline for now! You'll be getting plenty of (anonymized) stories though, lol.

I'm a flying-type enthusiast, which is pretty obvious if you look at my team. Zapatear is my (baile-style) Oricorio, Quinn is my Fletchinder, and Miller is my Murkcrow.

I'm pretty new to Rotomblr. If you recognize me, feel free to say hi - so long as you don't tell my boss I'm on here!

Post tag is #pharmamon talks, ask game tag is #ask game.

// This blog is run by @neon-angels-system! I am actually studying pharmacy irl, but Pharmamon is much further along in their course than I am.

Pharmamon is working on game-style logic, so sentient / intelligent pokemon will be waived away by Pharmamon as trolls unless sufficiently justified (e.g. legendaries).

If your character is also Alolan, feel free to shoot me a DM if you want our characters to meet / have met!

[pharmamon]

New phone means new tags! #poke photos for photos in general, #Zapatear the Oricorio, #Quinn the Fletchinder, and #Miller the Murkrow for my team.

// I am commissioning rotomblr artists to draw these photos for me! payment is via paypal! if you're interested, shoot me a DM!

[kalas-off-work]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

Uh…

Probably the brain.

Because it can be so smart, and perform better than a computer, yet somehow, you get teenagers doing stupid shit. Like taking on wild Lycanroc barehanded.

(Yes, I’m still griping about that.)

[kalas-off-work]

Hey.

DONT FUCK WITH WILD POKÉMON BAREHANDED.

You will regret it.

Love, a tired physio.

[kalas-off-work]

If you feed your dog Pokémon ham, I am killing you.

[oh-shinx]

WHO THE FUCK JUST HANDS PEOPLE COPIES OF THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO WHILE DRESSED UP IN A DELIBIRD FURSUIT!!?!!!?!!!!???!!!!!!??!?????!

[kalas-off-work]

I’m concerned and intrigued.

[irlpkmnprofintraining]

Holiday PSA:

For the love of Arceus himself, do not buy a holiday themed pokemon like Delibird as a gift!

Delibird’s need a lot of care!

And you should never buy a Pokemon as a gift without considering if the other person

Wants that Pokemon

is prepared fully to care for that pokemon

We had a dude in here just now asking if we had one. I started grilling him on our usual questions on if he knew how to care for a delibird

He admitted it was going to be a gift for his 8 year old niece. I turned him down since this is exactly the kind of thing we try to avoid. He couldn’t answer a single question on if his niece and her parents could handle it.

Ugh, I’m dreading what’s gonna happen after the holidays, when we get a rush of people surrendering Delibirds or other pokemon they got for Christmas.

[kalas-off-work]

This goes for a lot of other Pokémon as well. I saw this on the post-work scroll and I had to say something.

Rockruff, Delibird, Chatot…The list could go on forever. A Rockruff has a lot of training to be done, and they will evolve into Lycanroc at some point unless an Everstone is used. Are you prepared to take care of a Lycanroc?

Even with halted evolution, are you prepared for the inevitable chewing behaviors? The basic training such as sit and stay? Potty training? It is the Puppy Pokémon, after all.

Do your research.

[kalas-off-work]

It’s always the teenagers who have no self preservation who end up in my office. One came in after an injury from taking on a wild mother Lycanroc that wouldn’t heal right.

Turns out he had a connective tissue disorder as well.

[maris-mons]

This meme is making me emotional

it's okay little deerling, we all make mistakes :((

[kalas-off-work]

haha he’s so me