Excuuuuuse me, Princess- Dippica Week 2017 Day 1
I watched several episodes of a certain terrible 80â˛s show with my bf and it is comedic gold. Based on this fanart by @nightmargin!Â
âWatch out, Princess!âÂ
Said princess ducked just in time to avoid the bat creatureâs dive at her perfectly maintained head of blonde hair.Â
âInstead of just yelling at me, you could help out you know,â Pacifica said, clearly annoyed at the so-called Hero of Hyrule.Â
Dipper aimed his sword at the overgrown bat, firing a purple laserbeam and blinking the bat out of existence for the time being.Â
âOh what, saving your life isnât helping out?â he fired back. Digging his hand into his pouch, he pulled out a bow and arrow set. âOr do can you handle the remaining ones without my weapons?â
âNot if you want my beautiful ghost depriving you of your sleep every night,â Pacifica frowned. Nearly every battle they bickered like this, and while they could get on each otherâs nerves, they enjoyed the banter simply because it was usually more entertaining than any of the monsters themselves.
Tossing her the weapons, Dipper braced his shield to block a blow from a claw larger than himself. How in Hyrule did he miss such an oversized crab?Â
The evil wizard Bill must be improving at teleporting his monsters right to us, he guessed.Â
As Pacifica dispatched the last bat, she whipped her hair over her shoulder, ready to take on this last monster.Â
âPacifica, keep it distracted! Iâve got a plan!â Dipper called out, running around to the backside of the monster.
âMake it quick, hero! Iâm running out of arrows over here!â she shouted, letting one fly into the joint of one of the crabâs legs, drawing its attention towards her.Â
As it turned away from him, Dipper proceeded to effortlessly leap a solid ten feet into the air onto the crabâs back. Searching frantically, his eyes found a brightly colored soft spot on the top of the shell.Â
âAha! Prepare for a helping of my Master Sword!â Dipper declared dramatically. Raising his sword above his head he brought it down⌠only to shoot the eye with a magical laser. Why? Because stabbing it would be too violent of course.Â
The crab flashed and disappeared back to the lair of itâs maker, leaving Dipper momentarily hanging in the air before falling to the grass flat on his rear end. Wincing, he rubbed at his lower back when Pacifica strolled up to him. With a grin and an outstretched hand, she said,
âNicely done. At least that crab didnât grab you this time.â
Dipper took her hand and she pulled him to his feet.
âIâve learned better swordsmanship since then. Besides, when he regenerates, heâll probably wake up feeling crabby,â Dipper snorted at his own joke, elbowing Pacifica playfully in the shoulder.Â
âYour sword skills are impressive, but your puns are still atrocious,â Pacifica snarked, rolling her eyes. She turned to walk back towards the castle, trying to ignore Dipperâs horrendous jokes.
âWell excuuuuuse me, Princess!â
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