"sleep well, lanzhou" @kalcified - Tumblr Blog

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#good morning i physically cannot stop thinking about this and also am annoying #lanzhou my lanzhou loml light of my soul #my dumbass

scribeherself

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

scribeherself

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

metalliconyx

Dr. Zayne at your service.

#i miss himmmm #zayne #lads

akashicrecord

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

pawbeanies

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

why am i seeing people act like it's "outrageous" or some sort of beauty standard enforcement to say that children should wear sunscreen??

#too many more times over the past day have i seen this take #sunscreen protects your skin???? arguably children do a lot of playing outside in the sun???#ITS NOT MAKEUP??????#and most (i would hope none) parents arent putting it on them for 'wrinkle prevention'#theyre doing it to prevent FUCKING SUNBURN #and of course cancer would be a concern but did you all really forget SUNBURN exists?????#i feel ..... like ive stepped into the weird dimension #my dumbass

sitervlitoy

#HOOOOOOOBOOOYYY #shangxian #tw blood

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

#norman rockwell when he painted that guy

loserartmajor

okay tenna now go kill donald trump thanks

hitmyvape

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

caprart1

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

#to be fair this isnt mischaracterization this is character study in its own right #yes the character 'doesnt cry' in their canon but through Knowing the character we Know what could break them #people call mischaracterization frequently in cases where it is very obviously not #and it always shows that the person who 'mischaracterized' knows more

not enough is done with the fact that zayne's evol often backlashes post surgery. everyone is too ratcheted down on the emotional aspect of his backlash, but i've always found it really interesting that he appears to experience backlash regardless of a surgery's outcome. his annihilation/grim reaper nature plus the pull of his current "emissary duties" clashing with the fact that he's extending lives by performing surgery should be a pretty straight line to draw, and yet i see so few people talking about it.

#perhaps they think its talked to death but frankly in 1.5 years ive seen it discussed like twice lol #thats not to mention the fact that he backlashes around mt eternal and when fighting wanderers in certain context #and while yes many of those contexts are around mc and emotional for different reasons the reason is obviously NOT pure emotion #because again. the outcomes are mixed and there are canon instances where she is not there and its not related to protecting anyone #from imminent danger. or killing anyone #theres also the point that he doesnt experience backlash during instances like absolute zeal #while there is a chance he COULD backlash or lose control and freeze or harm mc with his ice #theres still no backlash in absolute zeal and while his evol IS out of control it is NOT the same kind of out of control #idk i just. think about this a lot. if you couldnt tell #not tagging this with the main tags because well. why would i #but if mutuals wish me to for tag blocking purposes let me know and i will #my dumbass

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.