idk lmao

Samantha; low key trash; product of the universe

[apriki]

[ledamemangociana]

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

[weloveshortvideos]

[victorious]

[imnotkanyewest]

honestly this is live as fuck

[nokiabae]

Carrie Bradshaw been knowing about the civil rights and freedoms altered by state surveillance

[treesandstix-deactivated2018012]

Queen of NSA exposure

[trait-deactivated20221010]

this is my life summed up in one conversation

[digg]

name a more iconic duo…i’ll wait

[wilwheaton]

I will pay five dollars IN CASH to watch Martha Stewart get high as fuck and make crafts with Snoop.

[stick-arms]

I can’t get over Snoop stirring above the pot in the 4th gif. Everything about this is beautiful. Let’s not forget that this is a reunion. They’ve done this before and it went about how you’d expect: http://www.marthastewart.com/245797/snoop-dogg

[jumpingjacktrash]

and i said to myself, what a wonderful world

[clearlyafandomblog]

According to Jeff Ross, he, Snoop, and Martha got stoned backstage at Justin Bieber’s roast at Comedy Central. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/martha-stewart-got-high-with-snoop-dogg-jeff-ross-at-bieber-roast-201536

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Pure

[zackisontumblr]

[neo-soulless]

This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[shutupweasley]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[shittyidea]

Birds with butt cheeks

[amazoogle]

i cant believe what walkie talkies are called

[yourfavoriterapscallion-deactiv]

You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

[bbyg-rl]

new hotline, who bling?

[disc80s]

roses are red minimum wage

[howls-moving-violation]

date someone who uses their turn signal