This is my Kaleidoscope

"Your life is an occasion; Rise to it." - Mr. Magorium “A trip is the most fun before one sets out on it. With dogs, the bark and not the bite is more frightening and women are almost always prettier when they are shrouded in mystery. I can never be as pretty as you imagine and I would never do something like that to you. Would it not be better to imagine?” - Holo The Wise Wolf

[spybook]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[tea-rabbits]

Source

[thefriendlywitch]

Appreciatively sourced from Cunningham’s Book of Shadows.

[kaleidoscopetab]

Life

So i haven't really been too active on my personal blog lately but i have a few announcements to make! One i have my own house now with my boyfriend we've been here since january woot. And second im going to be a mom! No jokes here seriously i have no idea if itll be a boy or a girl yet but im hoping to find out this weekend. Things have been extremely tight financially and honestly its a day to day struggle to make ends meet but i am ever the optimist and i know things will get better. They have been and if i keep the same optimistic outlook no matter what life throws at us i know weve got it. P.s. im extremely excited about the baby its 15 weeks now almost 16 so almost 4 months. I still have yet to announce it on any other social media platform so tumblr your first... yet i know theres only about three of you that pay attention thanks guys ;) love ya all! P.p.s. no blabbering aight?? Shh.

[bismal]

[baebly]

this cow is prettier than me

[fuzzycricket]

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

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Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

[buddhabrot]

me

[losing-every-extra-pound]

what a babe. 

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Who is she

[orkidian]

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

[notclarandtwelve-deactivated201]

http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

you’re welcome

[whatafirefeelslike]

[oh-wikipedia]

*reblogs for later reference*

[mspaintly]

I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[karrifrost]

Reblog to save a life

[liberatingthismind]

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

  Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.” Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.” Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here’s the “kicker”: A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

  AND……………….: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse… Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

  I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

[primarie]

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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[wasteonly]

They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

[glitzybutt]

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

[thebobblehat]

LEGALLY BLONDE: COMMANDER IN CHIC

[beautifull--nightmare]

[smallfemme-blog]

“Excuse me, please, Mr. Teacher? We have a small… big problem, okay? You are giving a test tomorrow, but I believe that you’re forgetting to do the TEACHING! ‘Cause I don’t know what you’re talking about.” captioned-vines

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She’s my fav

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now go! enjoy your blogging free of worry and obligation. i will defend you and keep you safe from harm. *:･ﾟ✧

{♚} saw this post and was inspired to draw this.

[in-a-smoke-filled-room]

[sdzoo]

Throwback - September, 2011 - Beautiful Bai Yun turns 20

[probeuranus]

[giraffepoliceforce]

[thebestoftumbling]

saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro

[chriscappuccino]

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

you know, i always watch every single dog video i come across, and i’m always so, so glad that i did

[vicrathis]

My McGonagall Appreciation Post.

[2000ish]

[xekstrin]

Doing something fandom-related with your friend who isn’t in the fandom with you

[illusorysaint]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THO