whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast

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Cosmic Funnies
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@chriscappuccino
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand
The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!
ok. 🥺🥺🥺
@todaysbird
you may also notice that the babies have tiny little nubbin beaks! they hatch like that so they fit in the eggs- the beak doesn't actually grow in for another week or so.
is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology
your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting
like imagine you're working a boring job that doesn't pay very well and then in the busiest part of the year they start playing like. kidz bop and the wiggles on the radio instead of normal music. that's basically what december is
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World Trigger posts on my timeline
in the year of Our Lord Twenty Twenty-Five?????
its been forever
from today's entry:
I am constantly thinking about this
This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time
Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet
- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.
- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.
- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!
- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.
- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.
Live iguana reaction
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
what does this mean
moot what does this mean
So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve
@worldheritagepostorganization @hellsite-hall-of-fame
just saw a note on substack about someone named Hannah meeting someone else named Hannah, who had never met another Hannah before — so I got curious. have you met someone who shares the same name as you, and is your name common? (excluding if you’re named after a family member)
common, have met someone with the same name
common, have not met someone with the same name
somewhat common, have met someone with the same name
somewhat common, have not met someone with the same name
somewhat uncommon, have met someone with the same name
somewhat uncommon, have not met someone with the same name
uncommon, have met someone with the same name
uncommon, have not met someone with the same name
my name is typically a nickname, have met someone with the same name
my name is typically a nickname, have not met someone with the same name
other (ie; changed/chose my name later in life, etc)
There are like 5 Chrises just at my job.