kale

I was a skyrim horse in a past life pfp by Emmabrine

[emmabrine]

that move i just did? yeah it's called the fastest macarena. it's where you preform the whole move sequence in under a millisecond. to you it appears that i seized up for a moment but in reality i did every move so quickly that your eyes couldn't process it. you can only see the whole thing with a 1000fps camera. yeah i just did it again but you blinked

[emmabrine]

i knew a guy who could do it even faster. i havent seen him since he went to county jail after severing the spine of some poor bastard who got too close during the performance. he's lucky he got to keep his legs

[emmabrine]

that move i just did? yeah it's called the fastest macarena. it's where you preform the whole move sequence in under a millisecond. to you it appears that i seized up for a moment but in reality i did every move so quickly that your eyes couldn't process it. you can only see the whole thing with a 1000fps camera. yeah i just did it again but you blinked

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[kaleste]

greetings kale, tis i, green bean, i am back to haunt you

Well well well

[catrinformation]

Lubedcalf is turning footsteps into electricity! Using creepers, every step lubedcalf takes generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power palpitations and high blood pressure in busy places like Kale's aorta

(clip from my recent bombshellSMP youtube video) full video here for anyone interested (i worked on it for so long plsplsplsplspls) https://youtu.be/ZgJiMPJD3Nc?si=gJK13-URTcY-xmPS

[catrinformation]

just figured out how to link the full video whoops

[catrinformation]

Lubedcalf is turning footsteps into electricity! Using creepers, every step lubedcalf takes generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power palpitations and high blood pressure in busy places like Kale's aorta

(clip from my recent bombshellSMP youtube video) full video here for anyone interested (i worked on it for so long plsplsplsplspls) https://youtu.be/ZgJiMPJD3Nc?si=gJK13-URTcY-xmPS

[catrinformation]

just figured out how to link the full video whoops

[overheard-in-imperia]

Kaleste: I wrote him yesterday, he won't even write me back SammyFanta: Well who cares? Don't write him anymore. Kaleste: I'm calling 'im. SammyFanta: No. No!

[overheard-in-imperia]

Kaleste: pls bring toxic masculinity back bc why’d i show up to a date and me & him were wearing the same shirt Sammyfanta: who looked better? Kaleste: he ate me up. I had to wear my jacket. Sammyfanta: that’s what I thought. Smh

[kaleste]

Hey 😊

[kaleste]

This is too niche for tumblr I think. LegoFriend and Me Kaleste from Mr Beast 1000 players boys vs girls video except we don’t actually hate each other and play in other events

[kaleste]

Hi Tumblr I was in Mr Beast’s 1000 Players Boys vs Girls (and also Ish’s 1000 Players Civilization The Purge). Here’s my pov of when I killed the overall girls side leader. Will post a full movie of my StateSMP video in a few months! https://youtu.be/lpDzE2X0YMY?si=cDoK1gZLBDAieg5M

[emmabrine]

you should check the safe again, you probably just missed it

@kaleste

[emmabrine]

some sketches, doodles even, scribbles if you are so inclined

[emmabrine]

good morning testosterone ticklers. its me the. biggest man alive

[idiotsofoz]

daniel: yeah haha blank slate is kinda spooky and sounds like halloween isn't that fun

the rest of the song:

[justshushu]

[germaerobics]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[germaerobics]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[little-gore]

Do you ever feel like