The Self-proclaimed Chosen One

Hi, I'm Kali and I'm 24, from Florida. I like buff girls with swords *~* ~Xena, One Piece, Catradora, Bechloe, Percabeth, Korrasami, Hollstein~ Additional Info: Scorpio, demisexual, biromantic, history nerd, Avid murder podcast listener, fucking love oranges. Also BLM, Ace people belong in the LGBTQA+ community, you pour milk AFTER cereal.

[bloodraven55]

sometimes i still can't believe this is a real episode of television that actually exists

[dinnerbagart]

Nami and her USELESS crew

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[kirbyddd]

🐢

[thund3rthighs]

Yooo so gassed this popped up on my dash! This show was the shit back in the day 😭🤣😂

[kirbyddd]

[anisongoftheday]

School Rumble Opening

Scramble by Yui Horie with UNSCANDAL

[ukulelekatie]

“Naive, provincial girl. Entirely too tightly wound. Such a cliché. I oughta know better…”

Happy 10th anniversary Carmilla 🖤

[the-artificem]

carmilla content in 2024?? More likely than you think

[starrover]

ISABELLE ADJANI as Emily Brontë in: Les Sœurs Brontë (1979), dir. André Téchiné

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aevios]

[video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two people off screen repeatedly point at him and say ‘little baby man’ over and over again overlapping with one another as they repeat the phrase /end description]

[ozian-chess]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

This cat appears to be curious rather than stressed. The cat is probably in the pot for the same reason cats like being in boxes.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: Not Cute

You’re laughing. That cat is being shot by finger guns and you’re laughing.

[grimeclown]

Rating: Not Cute

Theyre fucking cooking him

[pockynuko]

officer shan is not impressed

dedicated to everyone involved in sharing and translating the manhwa Miss Angel and Miss Devil ;3

[ticcytx]

Watching Vintage Sailor Moon, Jupiter heterosexual phase is so over.

[ticcytx]

[ticcytx]

A bunch of Makoami art from Twitter

[gayocats]

unknown1

[classychassiss]

crying. why do they look like this

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

You got it

[lucyllawless]