we both have had no sleep

closer, closer, and your close enough to lose close to the point where you know that you're mind it cannot choose.

[the-ultrafox]

[kalidoesrp]

zekrompunisher:

By: Inima

[kalidoesrp]

I want a faunus character... someone come rp this with me please. 

[hectorpriamidesarchive-deactiva]

MYTHOLOGY MEME | (1/8) LEGENDARY CREATURES

A WEREWOLF,  also known as a lycanthrope, is a mythological or folkloric human with the ability to shapeshift into a wolf or a therianthropic hybrid wolf-like creature, either purposely or after being placed under a curse or affliction (e.g. via a bite or scratch from another werewolf). The werewolf is a widespread concept in European folklore, existing in many variants which are related by a common development of a Christian interpretation of underlying Indo-European mythology which developed during the medieval period. Belief in werewolf develops parallel to the belief in witches, in the course of the Late Middle Ages and the Early Modern period. Like the witchcraft trials as a whole, the trial of supposed werewolves emerges in what is now Switzerland in the early 15th century and spreads throughout Europe in the 16th, peaking in the 17th and subsiding by the 18th century. The persecution of werewolves and the associated folklore is an integral part of the “witch-hunt” phenomenon, albeit a marginal one. During the early period, accusations of lycanthropy (transformation into a wolf) were mixed with accusations of wolf-riding or wolf-charming. (x) 

[kalidoesrp]

I want a werewolf 1x1 pls. 

[teenwolf]

[kalidoesrp]

I have a long to do list and I promise they will get done, I promise! I just hurt my ankle and I am trying to rest. I will start working on them.

[aquamentia]

[kalidoesrp]

[kalidoesrp]

You guys don't understand how hard I need some plots in my life right now. hmu. 

[kalidoesrp]

[kalidoesrp]

So i’ve been plotting a few harry potter plots and i just nEED MORE. so here are my hp plot bunnies someone take them i’ll love you. 

James and Lily while they are pregnant with Harry, living on their own just after school. Voldy is getting big ect ect. 

Draco and Luna au, during like their 5/6 year just when Draco is getting into being a death eater and proving himself. And Luna being all weird like usual, and they they get to know each other, and she helps him and he’s like sjkfnkjsdnf and they like meet in the ROR and smut. And love. Fluff. 

I also have Linwood, who i’d love to throw into any kind of hp plot, any era really. I don’t MIND. I just love her. 

[shboomadventures]

[error2501]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death 

[forsooth-verily]

#shoes for strutting atop the bodies of my defeated enemies

[venitinmentem]

#yea #as I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death #I will fear no evil:#for I am the most bad ass bitch the nine hells have ever seen #amen

[bodoesbothings]

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

[stevetonyedits]

I tried so hard not to reblog

[ladysomnambule]

It’s back!!

[best-of-funny]

X

[kalidoesrp]

To do: Finally gonna get to replies. Holy shit. I’m sorry I didn’t realize how fucking behind I was. I love you all really. Thank you for putting up with my shit aka lazyness. 

Welx

Indie/Mateo

Charlie/Dorcus

Vaughan/Lilah

Noah/Minnie

Luca/River

Lorcan/Ana

Dawson/Jessie

Stiles/Derek

[kalidoesrp]

I got the short one done so now I need to work on my few longer ones, which might have to wait till tonight or sometime tomorrow because stupid math homework. 

[kalidoesrp]

This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out.

you're so cute. omg what. 

[kalidoesrp]

To do: Finally gonna get to replies. Holy shit. I'm sorry I didn't realize how fucking behind I was. I love you all really. Thank you for putting up with my shit aka lazyness. 

Welx

Indie/Mateo

Charlie/Dorcus

Vaughan/Lilah

Noah/Minnie

Luca/River

Lorcan/Ana

Dawson/Jessie

Stiles/Derek