[pusheen]

[cat-cosplay]

"Once a year, the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny hamlet in Western Pennsylvania to watch a master at work. The master? Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous weatherman, the groundhog."

[escuerzoresucitado]

Youth fascination with technology

[joey-wheeler-official]

They love phone more than god.

[catchymemes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[malwarewolf404]

Just to recap-

Periodt.

[monkeydlesbian]

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

[mantisshrinp]

[bogleech]

If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"

[n-award]

[madsciences]

they are ready to be picked

[owomon]

ripe

[carinteriors]

[twinsfawn]

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

[titties4harambe]

[dappermouth]

Hi, I’ve made a new set of hi-res phone wallpapers from my recent illustrations! They’re free for personal use, as always ♡

[catchymemes]

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[goldafterglow]

Anyways I’m 108% sure I’m a lesbian now

[ratliker1917]

donald trump having a fucking button that automatically summons a butler with a diet coke is like the most fucking cartoonishly american thing i have ever heard. i think trump might actually not be a human being and might actually be like some manner of gestalt consciousness or thoughtform created from the very concept of the united states itself.

[ratliker1917]

the president of the united states having a button in the oval office that just calls a butler with a cold diet coca-cola sounds like a scene from fucking dr. strangelove jesus christ

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:

- whale songs

- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss

- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love

- an illustration of two people holding hands

- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’