Professional spin cycle

I draw sometimes.............ok maybe most times Don't expect much tho. I am very much an amateur.

[kalithegoof]

hi welcome to my little slice of the internet

wow you found me!!!!

surprising. unless I already knew you, then it was just a matter of time

anyway hiii again!! i don’t have much to say honestly but hey you are welcome to imagine this blog as a strange little room in a big mansion that’s inhabited by a ghost with a propensity towards mischief

i only really tag my art, anything else is simply scremt into the void with no hope for a reply

also! please don’t be nsfw thanks i want NONE of that

also also! i’m (slowly but surely) working on an original story (or three? it’s like two interconnected stories and a kinda prequel-ish thing but ehhhh) most oc stuff i post will be about the characters from that if you look at them and are curious you can ask i don’t mind

any art (of an oc or otherwise) that was made with a base/3d model will be tagged as such because let’s face it drawing people is hard. it will be probably all for the forseeable future, but i don’t wanna lie to you tho so if you don’t like it you can leave i won’t be sad. in addition to this i don’t support generative ai, so all my art is ai free. i promise.

kay byeeeeeee

[kalithegoof]

blorbos

[kalithegoof]

I think it’s a little weird I have only drawn like. One (1) piece of fanart for an anime/manga. Ever. And it was on a rock.

well unless you count my Pokemon stuff i guess. for some reason the pokemon anime doesn’t seem like anime to me idk why it just isn’t.

Anyway you would think with how much I prefer anime over other tv options like uh idk star wars I would have a big ol sketchbook or something full of anime characters but nope

Just Rudo’s face drawn on a rock.

like you would think once I remembered that I do in fact have the ability to draw people I would draw my blorbos but I’ve just been drawing ocs

strange specimen i am

[enigmaticagentalice]

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

[weiila]

Don’t forget the essential supplemental texts, That Does Not Physically Work and Anything Is Lube.

[rhinocio]

Decorated by the thrilling prequel series How Many Ways Can You Describe A Person Using Epithets And Not Their Name, featuring You’re Somehow Convinced That Three Paragraphs of Clothing Detail is Important and Thrilling, and I Have Never Beheld Something So Out Of Character In My Life 

[bizzie-bee]

Please don’t forget the charming brochure The Most Intimidatingly Huge Paragraphs Of Our Times. There is also the sister novella Multiple Characters Speaking In The Same Paragraph, and the loosely-connected-but-not-strictly-necessary side series Forgoing Punctuation: Misadventures With Enigmatic Run-On Sentences. 

[merak-zoran]

That Doesn’t Exist in this Universe and You’re Not Writing an AU: A Leaflet on Anachronisms.  

[villainfetish]

Why Did You Choose the Second Person Over Literally Anything Else, a primer on POV.

[ariaste]

Weirdly Specific Fetishes And You: An Introductory Guide to Oversharing With Your Readers. 

[havingbeenbreathedout]

Oh look! A primer on James Joyce’s Ulysses. 

[ceruleancynic]

IT GOT BETTER

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[val-cant-read]

happy pride

[ha-notchaboxy]

Can we crucify him in honour of pride month

[kalithegoof]

I second crucifying him

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[kalithegoof]

I’m from the USA, my first anime was ReZero

[kalithegoof]

i wanted to make a youtube video but i googled editing software and my laptop near imploded

[itsjustelian]

Link Click is hilarious because all the main characters all think they're in drastically different genres of story.

Cheng Xiaoshi thinks he's in a buddy cop movie. There's a bit of comedy, a bit of suspense, some romance, but everything turns out all right at the end of the day.

Lu Guang is standing somewhere between Shakespearean Tradgedy and a psychological horror. Nothing is ever okay, and he cannot escape but he also can't ask for help because how would he even start.

Qiao Ling thinks her life is like a mystery novel. People are clearly hiding things from her and people she loves keep getting hurt but by god is she going to get to the bottom of this no matter what.

Xia Fei (as far as we've seen so far) is trapped in a coming of age story. He's just lost his mentor and is going to have to go off and figure the world out on his own. But he's making friends and learning the error of his ways.

Vein thinks this is a romance. Do not deny it. He's trying to live out his dark romance fantasy, and it's so bad for everyone involved.

Liu Xiao is a mystery to me. He's been playing Tetris on set. Honestly, he probably thinks he's the narrator, smug bastard.

[kalithegoof]

Unpleasant Artwork

Don’t really know what possessed me to draw this tbh. It’s just here now. Anyway Unpleasant Gradient actually doesn’t look too bad to me.

[samuraioftheopera]

[kalithegoof]

Mhm mhm can confirm this server is very cool ;3

[pastelaeqy]

this is what I’ve been working on for the past month. I love you Kirby I love you Kirby Series take this as a token of my appreciation.

[cityrun]

thinking about my characters nobody knows because i never ever talk about them

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[kalithegoof]

"Eat the legs first so he don't run away" "Eat the arms first so he can't fight back" Okay but have we considered eating the head first? Without the head the body is nothing. Unless you frost your gingerbread men, in which case, I would eat the head last too.

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.