The More Pathetic The Better

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[oxymoronnonsense]

cps is here for bobulous

[crumpet099]

the lieutenant is sleeping on the job !!

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[digidiskette]

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

This is so FUCKING cute help me

[gardeninthevoid]

hey, trans girls who are into guys? THIS is what you deserve. don’t you ever believe that you have to bend over backwards for men to like you, that you have to accept being disrespected and mistreated, that you’re something to hide or be ashamed of. you’re beautiful, you’re a fucking princess, and you deserve someone who sees that and loves you deeply and unconditionally, who will choose you over the world and fight the world for you. THIS is the kind of guy.

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[oxymoronnonsense]

@itsjustelian

[dogpuppy]

[pilot-doodles]

HAPPY FUCKIN ME GONGAGA MONDAY!

[oxymoronnonsense]

@itsjustelian @gollumsbaby @grackennnn

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

[nebulations]

[ID: A reply by @/chrysopoeia-of-the-mind the says, "The Great Gatsby". End ID]

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[delayjay]

@itsjustelian

[oxymoronnonsense]

the collection grows :)

[artssie]

The Death of Icarus (b.1823-1889) by Alexandre Cabanel

[oxymoronnonsense]

@itsjustelian

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[hurglewurm]

could you draw gandalf big naturals..

yes anonymous i will do this for you

[lunnitavaldez]

Wake up fishbook lovers, I brought food 🐟🐟🐟

[itsjustelian]

hey can I maybe again attempt to convince you to read lotm maybe. I'll maybe eat a cold gummy bear if you do. it'll be good for you. lotm, not the gummy bear. to be very clear. I still think cold gummy bears are bad. but who knows, if you read lotm and I try it, maybe I'll change my mind.

Maybe eat a cold gummy bear is a tempting offer. Lotm is on my list I swear! Ive got so many books I have to read and decision paralysis is one hell of a curse. I shall get to it. If only to have you revel in the joy of cold gummy bears.

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[itsjustelian]

@grackennnn @gollumsbaby

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[olderthannetfic]

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

[oxymoronnonsense]

@itsjustelian

[heartattackinblackdye]

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites

[oxymoronnonsense]

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