Kallisti Hollowcore, At Your Service

27. Age Awareness Advised. Chaos Demon, Queer-Pan, Philosopher, Improv GM

[everythingfox]

Weddell Seal vocalizing while asleep

(via)

[kallistithezealot]

Deep-sea purr fit for techno remix! 

[incelhenry]

[artistmitchy]

Hey my dudes today is the Super Bowl there’s no better time to reblog this

[everythingfox]

(via)

[kallistithezealot]

they look like a friend.

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[puppybaby15]

LETS NOT FORGET IN SOME STATES REVENGE PORN IS CONSIDERED DOMESTIC ABUSE

[blackmoonrose13]

You can Also do this in Canada!

[kallistithezealot]

Protect. your. rights. 

[kallistithezealot]

Cursed Concept:

“Original” style potato chips could be re-packaged as “buttered toast” style potato chips and nobody would question it. They would just more deeply appreciate the genuine flavor of original potato chips. 

[kallistithezealot]

Could also do this with “fried chicken”. 

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

[ginger-ale-official]

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

[archosaur-automaton]

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

[beabaseball]

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

[kallistithezealot]

If I ever make metal music, that will be at least a song, if not an album. 

Older Than Bones

[some-1one]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

This can’t be real, can it?

[kallistithezealot]

Yes, this is real. This is how lava actually flows. It’s rocks and metals that are so hot, they’re perfectly liquid.  It is a painful way to die. 

[everythingfox]

Awooception

Ghost

[kallistithezealot]

the chilling song of the wolf, but it’s pupper doin’ a cute. 

[planet-motherfucker]

[thottavius-rex]

is this real?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

[shaythoven]

[image description] A fake tweet from John F Kennedy (@cubahater_239) saying “my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please”

The tweet is edited to be an aged yellow colour. The date attached says 11/22/1963

[timmisny]

fuck you

[timmisny]

[image description] a REAL tweet from John F Kennedy (@cubahater_239) saying “my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please”

This very real tweet was made on 11/22/1963, the day of the Kennedy assassination. It is a sepia yellow due to aging.

[kallistithezealot]

Ok, but, like, you saw the news article of the kid who got fucking expelled because they insisted his name was John Fortnite Kennedy because they saw it online, right? 

[groovyslag]

[kallistithezealot]

Weirdly Liminal.

[thenightling]

[kallistithezealot]

‘In the mouth of madness’ - Freelance Insurance investigator.  .... I doooon’t think that works anymore. 

[everythingfox]

“This is Spoogi ❤️”

(Source)

[kallistithezealot]

They are a mandatory quest giver and even hinting at harming them will result in the entire world swapping alignments towards you, so not only will all your closest friends see your existence as filth itself, but your worst enemies will now approve of your existence and insist on hanging out, Do Not Harm The Floof. 

[everythingfox]

Bobbers

(via)

[kallistithezealot]

The mood. 

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[currently-obsessed-with]

Lesbians destroying marriage

[kallistithezealot]

Symmetrical Love

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…for 2 bucks I will tell you something u would rather not know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so: 

roombas fit the definition of a scavenger species

please discuss 

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

Is that why people tape knives and/or other dangerous objects to them?

[kallistithezealot]

No, but it is why humans naturally see roombas as pets. Like Guinea pigs, hamsters, rabbits, you know. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait. wait wait wait.

In stories, people always try to get rid of a curse by tricking someone else into buying or accepting it. this implies curses are analog.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s not like passing on, for example, an mp3 file. when you pass on a curse you are passing on the original copy (thus freeing yourself). which means curses are analog.

[kallistithezealot]

curses are crypto files on the astral level. they keep track of transactions, growing weaker or stronger with each new bearer. For example, a contract curse can be broken by getting someone else to suffer the consequences, being a one-time thing, but a lineage curse grows stronger the more members there are in that family, and probably the more family members suffer the curse.  Also, if you’re suffering from a lineage curse, just marry someone and don’t keep your name. Then, you’re not part of that family anymore.  So curses are bit-coins of damnation. 

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[luccorvus]

A water faucet is literally called a “water rooster” in Danish 🐓

[kallistithezealot]

This is beautiful.