Serena Stark

[serenastark-official]

I'm Serena Edwin Stark. Yeah, that Stark. If you didn't put two and two together, congratulations, you're probably the reason why warning labels exist. Genius? Obviously. Billionaire? Technically. Philanthropist? Eh, depends on the day.

Magic? Nope, not my thing. That’s what my actual wizard friends are for. (cough @what-a-strange-name and @wong-the-not-wizard cough) But tech? Tech is my playground, and I will outbuild you. I’m a mechanical engineer, weapons specialist, and part-time headache for half the people I know (the other half just fear me)

Also, Kate’s (@purplearrowgirl) my girlfriend—try not to stare, she already has enough problems dating me.

When I’m not saving the world or annoying my dad, I’m probably:

Working on some insane tech project with Evelyn (@cypherlune)

Bullying Peter Parker (@peterparker-thespiderman) in a totally affectionate way.

Chilling with Laurya (@goddess-of-birds), my honorary frost sibling.

Terrorizing my AI, C.A.R.L.O.S., because British sass vs. Stark sass is a battle for the ages.

Dragging Life (@alien-learning-about-earth) into whatever disaster I've accidentally created this week.

Rewatching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. because I am a woman of taste.

Journaling, reading, or drawing (yes, I have hobbies outside of explosions).

Try not to blow anything up.

P.S. If you see Jeff running around with one of my blueprints in his mouth, please let me know. It’s probably important.

graphics by @thechenforddaughter art by @stareye-official

Face claim: Danielle Rose Russell Child face claim: Julia Butters

[serenastark-official]

closed rp for @purplearrowgirl

Serena had spent way too long pretending this wasn't technically their first real date.

Sure, they'd hung out before. Fought aliens together. Ordered takeout at 2 a.m. while arguing about whether Hawkeye trick arrows counted as cheating. But this was an actual date.

By the time Kate arrived, Serena was already waiting outside the rink, two pairs of skates rented and a cup of hot chocolate balanced in each hand. She looked up the second she spotted her, immediately breaking into a grin that she made absolutely no effort to hide.

"Hi." A beat. "So... I may have forgotten to ask one tiny detail."

She held out one of the cups.

"You actually know how to ice skate, right?"

[purplearrowgirl]

the bishop girl looked at her for 3 milliseconds, then nodded while looking at the ice skating rink “yea I do know how to skate” she replied

[serenastark-official]

She handed over the hot chocolate before taking a careful sip of her own, eyes flicking from Kate to the rink.

"I'm choosing to believe you because it'd be really embarrassing if one of us had to cling to the wall for dear life."

[serenastark-official]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@littlestarkgirl

HEY MORGIE :>

[littlestarkgirl]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[serenastark-official]

what brings you to my humble abode, your majesty?

[littlestarkgirl]

is it true that Maya is missing ???

[serenastark-official]

She's just on a really, really long trip..

[littlestarkgirl]

ohhh.. is she coming backkk???

[serenastark-official]

It might take a little while, but we'll be here to give her the biggest welcome home hug ever!!

[serenastark-official]

closed rp for @purplearrowgirl

Serena had spent way too long pretending this wasn't technically their first real date.

Sure, they'd hung out before. Fought aliens together. Ordered takeout at 2 a.m. while arguing about whether Hawkeye trick arrows counted as cheating. But this was an actual date.

By the time Kate arrived, Serena was already waiting outside the rink, two pairs of skates rented and a cup of hot chocolate balanced in each hand. She looked up the second she spotted her, immediately breaking into a grin that she made absolutely no effort to hide.

"Hi." A beat. "So... I may have forgotten to ask one tiny detail."

She held out one of the cups.

"You actually know how to ice skate, right?"

[serenastark-official]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@littlestarkgirl

HEY MORGIE :>

[littlestarkgirl]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[serenastark-official]

what brings you to my humble abode, your majesty?

[littlestarkgirl]

is it true that Maya is missing ???

[serenastark-official]

She's just on a really, really long trip..

[serenastark-official]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@littlestarkgirl

HEY MORGIE :>

[littlestarkgirl]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[serenastark-official]

what brings you to my humble abode, your majesty?

[serenastark-official]

Magic anon ✨️:

You now have to go on a date with @purplearrowgirl that you plan

I'm taking her on an date soon, trust

[purplearrowgirl]

Awwwwwwwwwwww !!!

[serenastark-official]

you weren't supposed to see that

[serenastark-official]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@littlestarkgirl

HEY MORGIE :>

[serenastark-official]

Magic anon ✨️:

You now have to go on a date with @purplearrowgirl that you plan

I'm taking her on an date soon, trust

[serenastark-official]

Mr. Bug Patrol???

@smarterthantonystark

yeah, you're an insect (kinda) who goes on patrol! hence the name "bug patrol"

[smarterthantonystark]

I'm not an insect at all! spiders aren't insects, they're arachnids

[serenastark-official]

do not ask me for explanations >:(

[serenastark-official]

Mr. Bug Patrol???

@smarterthantonystark

yeah, you're an insect (kinda) who goes on patrol! hence the name "bug patrol"

[thenewavengersblog]

[goddess-of-birds2]

@serenastark-official

[serenastark-official]

I thought we were just getting emotional and you tagged me in this post like "nope, not today"

[goddess-of-birds2]

Listen man I can't get TOO emotional or else I'll start sobbing my eyes out (Nyxe already had to deal with what a fucking mess I am)

[serenastark-official]

so you chose to personally attack me

[goddess-of-birds2]

I'm allowed to, under the authority of being some significant amount of inches taller than you. And being your sister.

[serenastark-official]

You dare use my own spells against me

[goddess-of-birds2]

I would, but you're so short, they'd go right over your head

[serenastark-official]

🪨👎🏻

[goddess-of-birds2]

What the HEL does that mean

[serenastark-official]

CAN WE SEE PROJECT HAIL MARY TOGETHER

[goddess-of-birds2]

IS THAT A MOVIE???

[serenastark-official]

YES

[goddess-of-birds2]

CAN I WATCH THE TRAILER?

[serenastark-official]

YES YOU MAY!

[goddess-of-birds2]

*watches trailer* So I need to see this movie immediately-

[serenastark-official]

YES YOU MUST

[serenastark-official]

why is everyone smoking weed? is our family that dysfunctional??

[peter-parker-photos]

Im not 🤷

I'm not the family though I don't think

[serenastark-official]

me @smarterthantonystark and you are the founding members of the "we don't smoke weed" club

[magic-supersoldier]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I GOT STARBUCKS FOR YOU pun intended

@serenastark-official

Haha, very funny Serena. Thank you.

[serenastark-official]

I actually got you a coffee from starbucks, no kidding

[magic-supersoldier]

Oh, well in that case. What did you get?

[serenastark-official]

Frappuccino...

[magic-supersoldier]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I GOT STARBUCKS FOR YOU pun intended

@serenastark-official

Haha, very funny Serena. Thank you.

[serenastark-official]

I actually got you a coffee from starbucks, no kidding

[thatone-midgardian]

rocky now has two humans 😌

[serenastark-official]

You didn't hear this from me.

But Ryland Grace(the guy who saved the stars with the alien rock) was your dad's ex.

Just thought you should know :)

HE WAS?!

then the universe is in my favor because this gives me all the rights to adopt rocky!