Hello, I’m Just Here

I’m just here to enjoy fandoms and collect inspiration.

[kambrizzle]

The funniest thing about my childhood is the fact that I didn’t like football and had never really seen a football field before.

That means that every single time a teacher would tell my class “that’s the length of (insert number) football fields!!” The class and I would be like “wow, that’s so far!!”

Except that did not help me visualize how far a velociraptor could have run in thirty seconds. But I was still impressed nonetheless.

[kambrizzle]

Not sure if this is a hot take anymore, but:

The LEGO Ninjago movie was really good! I am a pretty big fan of the tv series and I still loved the movie! Some people get upset that the movie went against canon but I always interpreted the LEGO movies to be portrayed as if children were playing with the LEGO.

Children don’t care about “canon”, they care about having fun. So, based off of that logic, of course the LEGO Ninjago movie won’t be canon. And that is perfectly fine with me.

(Idk, I feel like the movie just isn’t as appreciated as the others and I don’t have anyone to talk to about it 😭)

[kambrizzle]

Currently lowkey kinda convinced that my car is attempting to imitate the Theseus’s Ship Paradox with how many times my dad has had to replace its parts.

[kambrizzle]

Having braces for almost six years is making me feel like Captain Barbossa. Oh, how I miss and so desire the pleasure of biting into an apple again 😭😭😭

[kambrizzle]

The downside to putting traits of my ideal partner in every male love interest of the stories I’m writing is that my standards are raising to unrealistic standards.

The upside is that if I ever get a future boyfriend, he will have lots of material on what I want from him

[kambrizzle]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I  am excited to share my very first LOZ fanfic with you all!! I decided to write this on a whim and I’m personally very happy with how it turned out…

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda) Characters: Link (Legend of Zelda), Link Additional Tags: POV Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Link Has PTSD (Legend of Zelda), Comfort, Nightmares, Angst and Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Zelda is enjoying the night when she is alerted to Link waking up from a nightmare. He opens up to her about the confusion of their adventures.

[kambrizzle]

So there’s this spider living in my car that I named Timothy. He has been in my car a couple days now.

I have not seen Timothy recently, but now there’s a smaller spider in my car.

Now I’m worried Timothy might have been a Tiffany…

[kambrizzle]

Update: both spiders have not been seen for a while. I think my car is mine again and I no longer have to worry about Timothy/Tiffany. Timothiffany.

Rip Timothiffany and maybe your child, you will always be remembered.

[kambrizzle]

So there’s this spider living in my car that I named Timothy. He has been in my car a couple days now.

I have not seen Timothy recently, but now there’s a smaller spider in my car.

Now I’m worried Timothy might have been a Tiffany…

[kambrizzle]

After som time to think and let the subject marinate, I have decided that while I did enjoy watching the Live Action Snow White, but not the actual movie itself.

The movie was hot garbage with one decent song. What made it fun was making fun of it with my brother in the theater.

[kambrizzle]

Dear people with fancy and expensive cars,

STOP PARKING SO DANG CLOSE TO THE LINE, the parking spaces are NARROW and I can’t afford to DOOR-DING YOUR CAR!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Me.

P.S., of all the colors why did you choose orange? That’s like the second ugliest car color with all due respect.

[kambrizzle]

I haven’t read Wind and Truth yet but I keep seeing fanart of Kaladin and Syl kissing and I don’t know how to feel about that

[kambrizzle]

Nothing will be cuter than my chunky potato of a pittie/mixed breed dog running at me or a guest full speed (unaware of how terrifying he would look to strangers) with the excitement of a toddler showing you a drawing they’re proud of and stopping in front of me or the guest to do his little *tippy taps* of joy upon seeing me (or the guest).

[aa8005]

Someone needs to tell that one girl that they finally put Rio back on Disney+ 😂

[kambrizzle]

WAIT THEY DID????

*goes to check*

THEY DID DEBRA CANCEL MY PLANS

[kambrizzle]

So when it comes to Twilight Princess, I’m a Zelink shipper, but like, I head cannoned how Link and Zelda get together in a specific way so hard that I forgot it wasn’t cannon and now whenever I see a TP Link/Zelda get together ship I’m like “aw, that’s a cute version but the real version’s better lol” before remembering I made it up.

And then I have to stare at a wall as punishment.

[kambrizzle]

Why does stubbing your toe feel like “Ah-!” And then you fade away mid-scream Thanos-Snap Style? And then you find yourself in the fetal position cradling your injured foot.

And then a couple minutes later ur fine and it’s like nothing happened.

[simplyofthestars]

I'm never going to pretend that it isn't peak internet culture, and peak culture in general

[aa8005]

Only people of culture understand this fandom 😌

[kambrizzle]

I’m not even really in this fandom and I still head-cannon it to be cannon

[kambrizzle]

Having a creative mind is both a blessing and a curse.

On the one hand, I have the ability to entertain myself by staring at a wall.

On the other hand, I have to actually do the action of writing/drawing my fantasies if I want to share them. And I can’t draw.