Hskdjd Whirl...
Do you think he feels guilty for the unending loop of deaths he caused? Do you think sometimes he wishes he never picked up those clocks?
(/jk he props doesnt but i wanna sound all sad and cool)
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Hskdjd Whirl...
Do you think he feels guilty for the unending loop of deaths he caused? Do you think sometimes he wishes he never picked up those clocks?
(/jk he props doesnt but i wanna sound all sad and cool)
MERFORMERS MATING BEHAVIOR
(i may add to this/change things in the future! the au belongs to my friend @muletia ! some merformers don’t have special mating rituals, so if you see one without a courtship ritual, this is why, and they simply court like regular merformers.)
OPTIMUS PRIME (BLUE WHALE/SPERM WHALE)
as a blue whale…
in real life, male blue whales produce complex songs to attract females and establish dominance! this carries onto Optimus himself, making a unique song for his fated mate! as a human, while you may not understand his language nor his intentions, it’s flattering he’d want to sing for you! if you hum/whistle back, expect to be dragged into the water, since you accepted the whales courting song <3
as a sperm whale…
in real life, sperm whale mating involves males competing for females through "jousting" or "sperm whale fencing," where they clash heads to establish dominance, and females may choose the strongest male. Males migrate to warmer waters to breed, but Optimus doesn’t participate in this because he has you <3 he will also fight off any Decepticons or Autobots (he always apologizes to his comrades after) trying to court you until you accept his mating attempts.
RATCHET (SEA LION/WALRUS/CLOWNFISH)
as a sea lion…
in real life, female sea lions initiate courtship and copulation by displaying submissive postures in front of the male, and males are polygamous, mating with more than one female, and maintain territories during the breeding season of May to August, with territorial behavior. merformers however only have one mate, so theirs is a little different. males often fight for territory and protect it, waiting for their mates. usually in their territories are their dens, where they will protect their pups once their mates gives birth, and will protect that den with their lives, especially if they have a mate and pups to protect! if you so happen to be in a submissive posture in front if Ratchet, he may take it as a mating invitation and mount you.
as a walrus…
In real life, adult males make taps, knocks, pulses, and bell sounds underwater to attract females and show superiority. Fighting occur/ between males who “joust” with their tusks, with mating takes place in the water. So for Ratchet, he’ll fight off any other ‘potential mates’ until you accept his mating attempts, where he’ll take you under the water to mate, before taking you to his den.
as a clownfish…
Males attract females through courting behavior characterized by extended fins, biting, and chasing. During spawning, the males become increasingly aggressive. When spawning begins, the male will chase the female to the nest at which time the female will make several passes over the nest until she releases her eggs. In merformers, the female usually passes out after spawning due to exhaustion, where their mate will care for them and the eggs or young (if they give live birth) until they wake up, watching over the eggs/young is shared between parents, one protecting them while the other hunts. For Ratchet, expect him to be following or chasing you around the island and in water, gently nipping and biting at you until you accept his mating attempts!
ARCEE (SEA OTTER)
In real life, Mating is aquatic and often involves violent and prolonged copulations during which the male approaches the female from behind and grasps her face and nose with his teeth, sometimes pulling her head underwater while attempting to subdue her, and will mate with her near taking and on a haulout rock of the female's choosing. So once its mating season, beware of entering the water with Arcee, as she may approach you from behind and begin her mating behavior, even dragging you towards a rock to mate. She’ll make it up to you after, however <3
SMOKESCREEN & BUMBLEBEE (SEALS)
In real life, males initiate true mating behavior by chasing, neck- and flipper-biting, and embracing. When approached, females respond by growling, head-thrusting, and flipper-waving. Copulation usually takes place in the water. For Smokescreen, he may be more or less aggressive, constantly biting, chasing, and embracing you until you accept his advances, with Bumblebee being a bit more gentle since he’s afraid of actually hurting you.
BULKHEAD (MANATEE/SEA TURTLE)
as a manatee…
Mating takes place in the water in a variety of postures. Breeding herds consist of one cow in estrus accompanied by several bulls. An estrus female can be pursued for weeks by several males. The cow often twists and turns violently, apparently to escape her suitors. While Bulkhead isn’t in a breeding herd since almost everyone left the island, during mating season, expect Bulkhead to mate with you as soon as you enter the water, he will apologize after though.
as a sea turtle…
In real life, The male sea turtle climbs onto the female turtle’s back and holds on to her carapace with the long, sharp claws of his front flippers. The way he hooks on to the edge of the female’s shell often results in a scratched shell and bleeding wounds in the soft parts of her body. Copulation can take place on the surface or under water. Because of this, you aren’t safe on land, so be careful! While Bulkhead will try to be gentle with you, it’s hard with his claws.. after mating, he will tend to any wounds he may have left behind.
WHEELJACK (SWORDS-FISH)
In real life, males use their gonopodium to fertilize females, who can store sperm for later use, enabling multiple births from a single mating session. However, since merformers only have one mate for their entire lives, swordsfish merformers will fight for their mates to ward off any potential mates but also as a show of strength, so expect Wheeljack to fight with the others often, to showing off his strength as a potential mate. Please just accept his courtship advances, the poor Autobots already have to fight off the Decepticons they don’t need to deal with a horny and aggressive swordsfish merformer </3
MEGATRON (LEOPARD SEAL/ORCA)
as a leopard seal…
In real life, during mating season, the females and males make long-distance mating calls to each other, and during mating, growl at each other continuously, sometimes the male even bites the other. So be careful humming or whistling too close to Megatron during mating season, as he may think of it as a mating call and you’ll end up being bred by the horny seal.
as a orca/killer whale…
In real life, mating behavior involves both males and females having multiple partners, with mating occurring within stable social groups (pods) and often appearing similar to general play behavior, including chasing, physical contact, and fluke slaps! Since Megatron considers the Decepticons his ‘pod’, expect them to be around most of the mating process, and with Megatron chasing or touching you until you accept his advances!
STARSCREAM (SAILFISH)
In real life, unlike other billfish, sailfish have a unique mating ritual where females attract males by waving their sails above the surface. Spawning occurs with males and females swimming in pairs or with two or three males chasing a single female, male-female pairs form and reproduce through external fertilization, where the female releases her eggs into the water column while the male releases his sperm, which some sailfish may do if they don’t feel like carrying the eggs to term. At first, after ‘courting’ you (aka you just showing off something to Starscream and him mistaking it for courting), Starscream may at first attempt said external fertilization, only to be confused when you don’t produce eggs. Eventually he mates with you regularly after recovering from his embarrassment.
SOUNDWAVE (OCTOPUS/STRINGRAY)
as an octopus…
In real life, when it’s mating time, the male will stand in an arched posture and use a pumping action to maneuver their spermatophore (a along the length of the arm which holds rows of sperm called a spermatophore) down their arm till it lands safely in their hectocotylus (basically the ‘sex arm’, since octopi have no genitals) Their sperm packets travel down their arm about every 15 minutes during an hour-long mating period. Then, a male will mount a female’s mantle in the hopes of making a quick getaway in case she changes her mind while he’s making his sperm deposit. Males must proceed with caution and be tactical in their approach because some female octopuses have cannibalistic tendencies. Because of such, expect Soundwave to be very cautious during mating you, as he also would not want to be eaten, so he will pin you down and restrain you during mating, but will be very gentle as to not cause you harm. After mating however, expect him to be very attentive, at times forcing you to eat if he must. This is because female octopuses usually die after the eggs hatch (in real life female octopuses protect the eggs she lay, but for merformers carey eggs most of the time until they hatch or lay them a week or two before) because she doesn’t eat, and Soundwave doesn’t want you to die! You’re his mate, after all…
as a stingray…
in real life, stingray mating behavior involves males pursuing females, often biting their fins and body, with some bites preceding copulation to maintain contact, and females may flee from persistent males. So if you’re in water, beware of Soundwave, as he will bite and pursue you until you agree to mate.
SHOCKWAVE (JELLYFISH/ANGLERFISH)
as a jellyfish…
In real life, while most jellyfish reproduce by releasing sperm and eggs into the water, some species, like Copula sivickisi, have a more elaborate mating ritual involving a "courtship dance" where the male uses his tentacles to grab a female, drag her around, and then transfer a sperm packet to her, which she then stores in her stomach. When Shockwave realizes you can’t just release eggs like his species can, he’s fine with doing it the ‘regular way’, being careful not to sting you. He’s not embarrassed like Starscream, since he realized more quickly than the other did.
as an anglerfish…
In the bizarre mating ritual of some deep-sea anglerfish species, tiny males latch onto much larger females, often permanently fusing with them, becoming a sexual parasite and relying on the female for nutrients, while providing sperm for fertilization. While Shockwave is.. aware of his species “un logical” way of reproducing, he may have some small, unique traits even if he won’t.. “fuse” with you. For example, if you were to eventually carry the creatures (affectionate) eggs, expect him to latch onto you and be a bit more clingy (in his own ‘cold’ way), and barely leaving your side, only leaving to hunt for food for the both of you.
KNOCKOUT (LIONFISH/"BLUE DRAGON" or Glaucus atlanticus)
as a lionfish…
in real life, lionfish mating involves males initiating courtship by searching for females, resting beside them, and then circling before ascending to the surface with the female, where they release two mucus-coated egg clusters that are then fertilized by the male. Knockout, since he’s more familiar with humans than the other Decepticons, knows this won’t work, so he settles for simply doing it the other way. He will, however, still circle around you anytime you’re in water, both because he’s happy to see you but also to show you’re his mate, not anyone else’s!
as a blue dragon…
Blue dragons, being hermaphroditic sea slugs, require mating with another individual to produce viable eggs, and their mating behavior involves careful navigation to avoid stinging each other, resulting in strings of eggs laid on floating objects. Knockout is very careful not to accidentally poison or sting you while mating, and if you are hurt when mating, he will be quick to tend to you.
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Oooo hello!! I'd like to request some headcanons for Karl Heisenberg with a boyfriend who's always tired and super touch starved? The kind of guy to beg Karl to come lay down with him so Karl can be his big spoon. I'm literally struggling to keep my eyes open as I type this lmao ( By the way, your anon asks are turned off! )
So what if the most dangerous Lord in the village could use a nap every once in a while?
A/N; yes ofc i gotchu. ty for requesting heisenberg, there's not nearly enough fluff content for him......... i'm so normal abt him i SWEAR. also ty for letting me know about the anon asks, that should be fixed now!!
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TW; none. unless you need to be warned about semi-domestic fluff
there are many atrocities in this world but none as severe as the fact that using transformers reaction photos isn’t common place
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do you have any idea how many moods can only be conveyed by these images? do people make these powerful of expressions? i think not!
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IM TOTALLY WITH Y'ALL THO THIS IS GOOD CONTENT
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Dating the Transformers Decepticon Boys.
Some little headcanons for some of the boys.
Shockwave:
Small hand in big hand, small hand in big hand!
Shockwave is reserved. Once in a relationship with you he has to come to terms with the emotions he thought he would never feel again. So he takes his time in coming to know both you and these new ideas and feelings that are surrounding him.
He's horny.
Despite being alone most of the time and focusing on his sciences, Shockwave will not pass up a single opportunity to get down in the berth. At first he would not interface at all, but now he likes to get in time at least once every couple of days, a week at most.
Most versions of Shockwave are emotionless, or at least calm and self-possessed . . . Then there's Earthspark Shockwave whose emotions are an 11 out of 10 at all times.
Like, I could also imagine TFP Shockwave looking down on the Terrans and coldly rejecting them. (Shockwave generally embodies the blind spots of science.)
But ES Shockwave has a visceral reaction to the Terrans, he furiously flings Thrash across the clearing, then clutches his head like he's in a Victorian drama. He's more upset about them than about the space bridge exploding!
Then Megatron is like "The war is over, Shockwave" and Shockwave is like, "Okay. I'm going to trap both of us in a force field and explode it so we die together." There's no strategic advantage to this, nor does Shockwave seem like he wants to die; he's just overcome with emotion and extremely petty.
And man, the hurt and anger in his voice when he says, "Someday you'll betray [the Terrans] just like you betrayed ME."
He's really working for me. I want to know more about this overwrought theater-kid scientist.
i like to imagine shockwave uses emojis like this all the time
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I’m literally crying laughing at Megs and Op, especially Op— LET THE MAN SLEEP.
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Heeeyyy! Sooo I was thinking if you could write romantic headcanons for a Cybertronian reader, who transforms into a weapon and got severely damged after a long fight. I was thinking if you could write one for Rodimus, Megatron and anyone on the lost light that you think fits this scenario lol. Also the reader turns into any weapon depending on who's using them. (Gender neutral pronouns pls). Thank you so much! 💖💖
Hello?? This is a really cool request?? I could’ve made this so angsty but I didn’t so there’s that. Also, I’m going to do Whirl too because why not
Rodimus
☆ Rodimus thought it was cool that you could turn into a weapon! Like you can turn into a weapon based on whatever cybertronian holds you? That sounds so so sick
☆ He instantly wanted to know what it would be like if he held you. Like what weapon would you turn into? What abilities would you have?
☆ He was cute and you were a sucker for energetic bots so as soon as he suggested you transform you couldn’t say no
☆ The weapon you transformed into was a fancy flamethrower which brought a big grin onto the captain’s faceplates.
☆ The two of you hit it off pretty fast when you arrived on the Lost Light. The flaming mech did not like to take things slow so you found yourself in a relationship with him rather fast.
☆ It wasn’t long before you had to join in a big fight. Not that you were too worried about the fight, you couldn’t wait to fight alongside your favourite bot!
☆ The fight was long and tough. Way longer and tougher than the two of you anticipated
☆ With Rods help, you managed to flame a lot of bots. Hell the entire battlefield was on fire!
☆ Once the fight was over, the two of you found yourself leaning up against a pile of rocks. You were covered in dents, cuts and scratches. You could already feel a helm-ache forming in your processor.
☆ Your love looked at you with a tired expression, he was fairly injured as well. The two of you couldn’t help but let out a few random chuckles at each other
Megatron
☆ He was hesitant about getting into a relationship with you. Afterall, who would want to be in a relationship with a horrible mech such as himself?
☆ After some MAJOR convincing the two of you ended up together and well you couldn’t get enough of him. Who knew an ex-warlord could be so soft?
☆ He didn’t actually know you turned into a weapon until a few stellar cycles into your relationship
☆ “You turn into a weapon? How come you did not tell me?”
☆ “I thought I did?? It was obvious??”
☆ It took a lot of convincing to let Megatron even hold you let alone use you in your weapon mode, so when he agreed to let you help him through this battle you were surprised
☆ You transformed into a double-sided hammer in the big mech’s servo, a bulky weapon for a bulky mech
☆ Looking out at all the dangerous mechs, you could tell It was going to be a big fight. But you were excited, probably more excited than you should be but who cares
☆ Oh boy was the fight way more stressful than you thought it would be. Your partner was a big target of course which meant you had that target on you as well
☆ You slouched in Megatron’s arms, your frame covered with injuries and heavy with exhaustion
☆ He was quite worried that he did something wrong to you as you tired to convince him that you were fine
☆ Once he took you to Ratchet’s med bay, he refused to take you into another battle again which made you quite sad
☆ He was just worried that he was going to lose you, like how he had lost many in his life before
Whirl
☆ Saying Whirl fell head over heels for you when you first met him was a HUGE understatement
☆ Just knowing that you could turn into a badass weapon suited for him just made him beyond happy. The idea of crushing his enemies with you in his servo made him feel all warm inside, like those butterflies humans talk about having in their stomachs
☆ He really had a morbid fascination with you. Luckily, after hearing advice from Rung he turned his morbid feelings into something more light hearted
☆ You actually helped him out a lot, mostly with fights though-
☆ You transformed into a sharp battle axe in Whirl’s claws. The battle axe had indents on the side where he could slot his claws into perfectly
☆ And today you would help him in a fight again, a big fight against some pretty nasty decepticons
☆ Whirl was a reckless and brutal fighter, but c'mon what do you expect from an ex-wrecker? But still, it was hard to keep up with him
☆ It wasn’t until you were bleeding and breathing heavily that he realised that he went a little too far
☆ You were much more damaged than he was but still he praised you for fighting so well. It took him a few kliks before he realised you weren’t responding
☆ He ran over multiple people and practically threw you into the med bay after that