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[teal-mafioso-deactivated2025062]

I lied.

[teal-mafioso-deactivated2025062]

2 years old post and people keep passing this around every April 1st. I’m flattered :D

[aliyah-7]

@auro-bot @dynespark @brandxspandex

[mogifire]

warning signs and red flags all over the place really

[pr1nceshawn]

Most Useful Information I Never Knew I Needed.

[rizaoftheowls]

*straps 25 flapjacks to my chest* LOOKY HERE BOYS, I GOT THEM HOOTERS

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

sora: we gotta find roxas

goofy: yea hyuck

donald:

KEJRKNEISNSKANQL SLFNTJGJNWODJRKFB FHRHRBJDBT GKDOFNDKFNSKFNKDNFF F

sora: you’re right, donald

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

‪Woody fucking snapped here

[aliyah-7]

@dynespark

[mattibee-portfolio]

Cyndaquil for @.splatoongoon1 on Twitter!!

[aliyah-7]

@dynespark

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dynespark]

@aliyah-7

[canescm]

this lady be cheating by handing back decorations you just give her >:( (it’s @domhnall-of-zena‘s idea so i’m drawing his character UwU)

hopefully everyone get what they want during Appreciation Festival!

[a-lil-strawberry]

Sir, that’s my emotional support staff

[dynespark]

@aliyah-7

[corsolanite]

🤔🔍⚡

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@aliyah-7

[porterr-robinson]

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[otherwindow]

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

[otherwindow]

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

[otherwindow]

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

[space-is-out-there]

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

[micdotcom]

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

[starlightomatic]

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

[slatestarscratchpad]

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

[runcibility]

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

[waitingforthet]

This would be post-Utopia. He probably sleeps in that helmet now. (The shirt is gift from Tommy, naturally.)

Check my Patreon out if you’d like to support the comic, even a little bit helps. Or just to check out the reward tiers, I tried to make them fun: https://www.patreon.com/waitingforthet

[dynespark]

@aliyah-7

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[such-justice-wow]

Weed people and wine people are the same

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

I’ve never smelled a wine person from across a campus.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

A wine person never stiffed me on a tip on a bill

[red-lantern-deactivated20201007]

Wine merchant never fucked my girlfriend